It is beyond me why the media keeps presenting this small child’s story as some kind of fact. A kid got lost in the woods and made up a story. Welcome to being three years old, folks.

Why are we pretending that they are actually broken up?

You’re not wrong! It was simply your choice of words that got me, looking at comments after reading the original source. And I assume the majority of readers don’t click through the majority of links. My annoyance ought to have been directed at Rich, though, for framing things as he did.

An insult to catcher’s mitts. And probably hepatitis.

In other words she continues to be a parent to her children and love them no matter how old they are - as most parents do - and he doesn’t give a fuck about them now they’re old enough to see he is a douche and no longer worship the ground he walks on.

Remember when Sean Penn put Kate del Castillo in mortal danger so he could have his little bullshit Hunter S. Thompson moment with El Chapo, an actual murderer and not just some avatar in his stupid stories

When I see a really cute baby, I sometimes want to just bite their chubby cheeks. But I don’t. The differnece between me and Becky With The Really Poor Sense Of Personal Space.

Beyonce strikes me as super private and maybe not into a story about her being bitten on the face being the the media tidbit du jour.

Of course Joanna Rothkopf’s boyfriend and son Timothee was polite enough to wait in line. She has been an excellent girlfriend and mother to him.

I had to know too. And then I thought about an article I read about a couple who got hookworm after vacationing somewhere in the Caribbean (I think that’s where it was. I’m not going to Google it because I can’t handle the photos again). Bleh

I actually snort laughed at “earthing,” because of course I clicked. I had to know.

I would very much like to have a clear answer to the following: if the argument is that it is too difficult to isolate sex trafficking activities from other consensual sex work, is it Jezebel’s position that therefore we preference consensual sex work over victims of online sexual trafficking? Because, to be really…

I can see how it would make life harder for legitimate sex workers, but if Craigslist can’t spend the resources to aggressively ensure that sex trafficking isn’t happening on their site (and it makes sense that they wouldn’t, since sex work clearly isn’t their focus), then it really seems like a good move to err on…

This week, Taylor Swift and her English boyfriend who may or may not dream of electric sheep,

Babies in little outfits that’ve got animal ears on the hood are one of my favorite things. So CUTE.

No. No it isn’t. Sorry folks.

This is what I need.

Can I both believe her and at the same time never in a million years think Ryan Seacrest would want his penis near a woman?

I think Monique is right, but since everyone else gets pushed around by money, it looks “ungrateful” when she speaks up. She’s definitely is being punished for standing up for herself and not expressing it in an “acceptable” way. I don’t think she is helping her personal cause by calling people/companies out, but I…

To a woman?