Pregnancy rumor magazines should be replaced with a babushka that says “she is vith child” under pictures of celebs

I prefer the much more polite “fetus-filled.”

I am just angry that I was forced to briefly imagine Adam Levine’s toes.

Chevy says he fired back, “If I were a lot younger I’d bust your nose” ... then one of ‘em got out and kicked him in the shoulder so hard he went to the ground.

I’ll be the one to say it, baby feet are already weird and those toes are so damn long.

LOOK AT THE GOOD ROLY POLY BEARS. WHAT A GOOD BEAR.

Technically speaking, she is my daughter’s cat. She’s doing great, thanks. I force fed her six times a day for six weeks, which was an absolute joy as you can imagine. One of the standard treatments for fatty liver is surgically implanting a feeding tube, which costs about $2,000. I would have done that but my vet…

Hey now, he’s nowhere nearly as talented a salesman as the people on QVC. David Venable could stomp this fool.

At last, Milo’s finally achieved the position that his numerous talents qualify him for.

You butter the pig before you slaughter it? Wow there is a lot about livestock farming I don’t know! Seems like it would make the pig slippery, but that’s just me.

You don’t see a difference between debunking a magic act and pushing someone to commit murder?

So, because he does it regularly, she shouldn’t be horrified by it? Just because she hasn’t heard of this guy/his shtick before, she’s not allowed to be offended by the premise now that she has? I’m not sure what you’re getting at.

Same. Puppies and cute bf. He’s winning at life. <3

Sorry, where’s the snark?

I’m older & pretty set in my ways too. Looks like I need to find me a long distance man to not compromise my life for. Justin - call me!

How does somebody not have their own copy of a sex tape that they themselves recorded?? Did he use a camcorder from the AV department of a local high school and he forgot to sign out a tape?!

*sings* This family weirds me out! [Just Jared]

I can’t be the only one who read “Rhode Island’s youngest state senator” in the headline, glanced down to see a video freeze-frame of Paul DiMaio, and wondered “that’s Rhode Island’s youngest senator?”

Yeah, I switched to the leggings type cut largely because as a short person it is so much easier to just roll the hem a bit than to try and find short length pants- or spend an afternoon hemming them.

I mean, more power to the people who rock the see-through leggings. Me, I just want to know so I can plan my outfit: do I need to coordinate this with some sort of long tunic top/dress? Does this affect my underwear choice for the day?