I can TOTALLY see him as a realtor. But then what happens when he turns OFF the realtor persona?! DUN DUN DUNNNN

She wanted to be on the show “for years”? She’s 22... girl...

I work at a department store and it is mind-boggling what people will bring in.

Drowning in swirling water being ducked down a pipe is quick and painless?

I’m going to give my outside squirrel friends extra rations of sunflower seeds today. If you can kill a soft fuzzy critter you should not have one or have access to one in the first place. Question - was it in a little carrier or did she have it in her pocket?

I promise not to try to flush my 65lb. dog down an airport toilet.

Or just her pocket if she was wearing a jacket. It’s a hamster. It’s not like she had an emotional bear. They’re easy to hide. Also, it’s not like the hamster would have set the metal detector. Just pocket the little guy, dump the pet carrier and let it sleep in your pocket or carry on for the flight. You are out a…

Let us have a moment of silence for Pebbles II, if we could all just hold hands for a second...

The article states she is enrolled in a university. One would hope she developed the minimum of critical thinking skills..... or just, you know, regular damn thinking skills.

Not every day you hear a story about Spirit Airlines in which they’re the only the *secondary* villain.

And even if they did, so fucking what? Someone suggesting you should behave an abominably cruel manner doesn’t give you an excuse to do it.

This story is as baffling as it is horrifying. This woman, by her own admission, chose to cruelly kill her pet. But she claims someone else suggested that she do it, and she feels really bad about it, so she’s certain she’s the real victim here.

That schlong, schlonnng, schlong,schlong schlooooooooooong.

I thought about responding back to you with something along the lines of, “don’t hurt yourself when you fall off your high horse.” And then I changed my mind.

Oh, hey Lindsay.

Yeah, what your dad won after taxes wasn’t even “fuck you” money. It was “pay off some bills and debts and put a little away to contribute to a moderate retirement fund” money.

Crazy how that happens even with the relatively small amounts ($4 million after taxes — you aren’t exactly hanging out with Warren Buffett and friends). People just can’t handle this shit.

Congrats on four and a half years of sobriety!