On a related note, I feel genuinely sorry for all my friends and neighbors who feel the need to drink wine just to get through the day with their families. Like, I get it. Ha, ha. So funny that your wine box is your adult juice box.

Mostly because people don’t understand how the payouts work and think your dad got 4 million when I assume it was closer to 1.5?

In a lot of ways, being a famous and well-paid athlete can be the same way. All the “friends” come out with their hands out.

It’s crazy, but 2 million is not a ton of money! If I won 2 million I wouldn’t my subsidized condo and I’d still work. We’d probably quit our current jobs and choose more passion driven work, but it wouldn’t be a life of leisure.

That’s such a bummer! I hope good things came out of it too.

I think that the only rational way to look at scenarios like this is that you get to know who your “real” friends and “real” family are - I would dismiss the rest.

I saw on the news about a guy that had won like 2mil and 20 years later he was still being asked for money.

I love that the sentiment of this is that women are doing something *wrong* by not eating like dudes, when actually, dudes are fucking gross. I eat junk food in private, where no one can hear how loud I crunch or watch me lick my fingers, because its gross when anyone does that.

Fuck this shit. I love doritos. I will lick my fingers in public, but I pour the crumbs into my hand because I wasn’t raised by wolves. Haven’t been kicked out of the Junior League yet.

This is so fucking ridiculous. Of course we eat lick our fingers and poor the crumbs down our gullets... we just do it in private shame the way that we’ve conditioned to do.

I was literally polishing off a small bag of Cool Ranch doritos as I read this and had reached the “tipping the bag into mouth for crumbs” section right at that goddamn paragraph.

Right? No one wants to hear your angry Santa is white style ranting on a morning show, Megyn.

Holy shit, guys, Billy Bush has daughters. Daughters!

Megyn Kelly is the opposite of a journalist. She’s the crazy member of a mom’s Facebook group who they keep around because everyone secretly likes reading her crazy, crazy posts.

I am always and forever here for Ann Curry dragging the shit out of everyone. She is incredible.

This is what all marijuana smokers think. As someone who works in college residence halls, the vast majority of smokers are completely nose blind to the smell of weed. I’ve had to bring in professional cleaners to get the smell out on a multitude of occasions. This is also true for vaporizers. Now, if you want to not…

I was more thinking about one’s neighbors, especially upstairs.

There are some aspects of their relationship that are so fucking weird. But I guess we all have our issues.

I don’t believe you. I don’t believe a SINGLE word you’ve said

Currys, ranked