it won’t stop staring at me

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Girl, please. There are plenty of places to eat and have dinner meetings in LA if you want to actually eat or have a meeting, but yeah, if the goal is to be seen then there are very few. Next time take your thirsty ass to Red Lobster or order-in and you won’t have this problem.

I suspect the law may also be motivated by a dislike of the practice. If it’s more difficult to crop ears, fewer people will do it. Still, it seems like there’s a good reason that this shouldn’t be done on a kitchen table, and it seems like she could have complied with the law if she didn’t arrogantly assume that she…

Thank you so much, I’ll let him know. He loves adulation from the internet. It gives him leverage when I screw up.

America: “Man, the White House is getting pretty trashy, what with Omarosa trying to break into the residence and the president watching TV all the time while leaving oreos and diet coke cans everywhere”

Your answer probably depends largely on whether or not you believe in buying dogs from reputable breeders or adopting.

I’m more supportive of adoption than buying from a breeder, but I don’t object to the latter. There are perfectly fine reasons for wanting a puppy of a specific breed.

I’ll start the flame war. I am viciously against breeding, as the owner of a purebred cat.

This is heartbreaking so instead I will pretend this article was about what I first thought upon reading the headline, which is: a schnauzer who is 81 years old and also a queen.

Not that I’m a fan of going after 82 year old humans, but the whole thing of physically altering dogs to suit our tastes is pretty awful and we need to stop doing that.

Yeah, Ann: you’re lonely because you are a horrible and wretched person. Not because you aren’t married.

Ask my mother.... having children doesn’t automatically mean your life will be filled with joy (my brother is autistic non verbal and sadly... violent, it’s not his fault bc he has no way to communicate and truly doesn’t know better, I was a horrible teenager with a heroin addiction, luckily it’s been over a decade…

Seriously, a hundred times this. Obviously memoir and biography are not the same, but Kavita Das writes in the LARB (“Biography: Where White Lives Matter”) about how the stories of singular lives that reach our shelves are as limited as the rest of the publishing industry’s output. Max is the opposite of a paragon of…

I think what is happening is that when people like Damon are saying “we can work with that” or “we can teach/train them”, they’re trying to rationalize the behavior of themselves and their friends. For the last couple months we’ve had this narrative of “all these accused guys are scum”. At first a lot of the…

Genuine question: do you think these guys know they’re puppets and pawns, or do you think they legitimately feel that they’re qualified and doing good work?

“Sir, what makes you qualified for this position?”

TBH the bear isn’t even cute... like if it was a cute 150 lb chocolate bear I’d covet the shit out of it.

How I see the crime happening: