Uh, why would Hoda want to get up so early when she can do the 10am slot and day drink with her bestie?

This. The concept of cozy will be a dim memory we can all clutch at as we roast rats over an old rusty 50 gallon oil drum.

Sorry, but as a Minnes-oh-tan, I didn’t realize these were trends. This is just how we live up in da nord here.

Anybody who routinely sleeps naked doesn’t own two cats that routinely pounce on them at night. Reeking of herring would not help matters.

Why do men get so many chances in Hollywood? There are thousands of people begging to be part of that industry, it’s not like you can’t find someone else who doesn’t harass and abuse women. Women get discarded for daring to age past 30 while men are allowed to work after assaulting, raping, harassing, etc.

I bought a velvet vest and palazzo pants from freaking Target and that was my holiday party outfit. (I said in SNS that I was sewing a blouse but it did NOT come out, so Target to the rescue)

I’ve mentioned this before, but after East Germany made abortion and contraception more readily available birth rates initially dropped. As a reaction the GDR started programs to support mothers financially, at their workplace, as well as helping single mothers with housing and so one. And birth rates skyrocketed,…

Oh my god, I forgot that you’re allowed to put MORE CRAP on top of it. I can’t wait.

Once you douse it with movie theatre “butter” and salt, shit will get REAL.

Flip off GIF party!

I love her and this GIF.

I’ll tell Paul Ryan the same thing I tell my parents and all their noisy friends: you want me to have babies, create an environment where having and raising a child doesn’t cost an entire adult person’s salary and I’ll think about it.

Yeah? I should have kids? I’m in my mid 30s, unmarried, don’t own a home, and I’m still paying off extensive student loans. You fuckers have made it impossible for this generation to afford anything, and yet you think we should procreate so we can, what, have a new generation of struggling poors?

Ok, sure, asshole.

So like ... can I have maternity leave? Affordable prenatal care? Any treatment for my battered lady-bits after birth? Help with childcare? (My parents live very, very far away and I really like what I do for a living.) Will my daughters be able to get jobs where they won’t be harassed by their employers, or is their…

And FFS if there isn’t a black woman up for election, vote for the candidate most willing to support black women.

Although Senate Republicans are now scared shitless about how Bannon will fuck up their party in 2018, I’m guessing they’re all really relieved that Moore isn’t going to be their colleague. Even the ones who are just fine with child molestation are glad they wouldn’t have to deal with this bullshit on a regular basis.

But if not to the Senate, where will God take Roy Moore next?

So is this abject narcissism, a ploy to keep supporters engaged for his next act, or just an attempt to delay Jones being seated?

Typical sexual predator. He can’t take “no” for an answer.