How long before Spurlock tries to monetize his confession in the form of a documentary series on a-newly-woke-man’s-guide-to-avoiding-sexual-harassment-and-assault he will shop around town?

My guess is that the woman in Spurlock’s story and the one he sexually harassed wouldn’t tell it quite like that. Let’s not give this serial abuser power over his victims by praising him. Didn’t we learn this with Hugo?

I think she is whoever she is with. Like Brad Pitt. Her personality is that of her boyfriends. So when she was with Tony Kamal/pining for Tony Kamal, she was cool ska chick. Then came Gavin and the alternative “Hella Good” years. Now she is gonna release some semi-country album, I am sure, while looking more like…

I simultaneously support your moral and entertainment choices and never, ever want to visit your house.

That’s okay, Andy Yeatman. Here are the things I don’t believe in and therefore conduct my life accordingly despite any evidence to the contrary:

no i’m saying i don’t really want to speculate about when someone lost their virginity so i just went with 24.

And Page Six reports the headphones were given to all his fellow first-class passengers. Kind of reminds me of school valentines: shouldn’t he have brought a pair of headphones for everyone?

I think Daisy Ridley’s dress is cool as hell. Am I wrong?

In the very first episodes of Full House, Danny Tanner turns 30 and it’s a big deal.

John Stamos: Always an Uncle, never a Dad. Until now.

Hey now, don’t be caught thinking outside the lines or Governor Winthrop will exile you to that godforsaken Rhode Island!

It really should be. It’s the default in OR, and it’s gotten difficult to vote in person in WA. NY doesn’t have early voting either, and we even have that down here in TN.

Or could it be that only a few companies are offering them the same choices for their #sponcon and they have similar taste?

I call shenanigans. They’re in cahoots together to create social media drama and drive traffic.

Mail-in ballots are the best. I’ll admit that I never voted in the smaller elections or ballot measures until I signed up. Now they mail me the info booklets and the ballots (pre stamped) and I vote on EVERYTHING.

Same here. It is my favorite

Did anyone ever like Matt Lauer? He’s not charming or funny or even relatively handsome. I’ve always been confused why his job was so secure while the women on the show always came and went and were shuffled around.

-vote

I mean, it’s pretty clear that Donald Senior doesn’t know how to dress himself or communicate in complete sentences, and Junior can’t seem to tell when people are trying to trick him. I wouldn’t be surprised if the Trumps struggled with lots of seemingly basic tasks. Have their daycare instructors reported back on…

So the Trumps being bad at voting is one of those non-scandal scandals that doesn’t really affect policy in any way, and yet, it still manages to be an indictment of our eroding society in way that Obama’s “comparable” scandals weren’t (i.e. spicy mustard, tan suit, bowing to a robot). The first family not knowing how…