Cheesy. The word is cheesy. She is full of cheese and the cheese is velveeta.

I grew up in the 90s and I remember the No Doubt craze and I never got it, I always thought they were so overrated and Gwen was fucking annoying and couldn’t dress for shit and people were turning her into some fashion icon. Now everyone acts surprised that she’s turned into mediocre pop star/plastic surgery addict…

I’m all for slow-cooker meals, and the concept of dump dinners is fine - you dump everything in one pot so it is fast, easy, with little clean-up. Her recipes are definitely Midwestern nightmares, but some of them you can kind of see where it might have started as a good meal, but was turned into a monstrosity.

I believe this woman also authored “Dump Dinners.”

I think it’s a real relationship and what was fake is Gwen’s career pretending to be ‘alternative’ when deep down she was made for corporate bullshit, christmas songs, meathead country singer boyfriends and being a judge on a corny tv show.

look. apple and cheddar pie is one thing. apple and parmesan is A SIN AGAINST GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY.

This photo feels like a personal attack. What... Why...I don’t deserve the pain of knowing this exists

153-year-old interview goblin

I am trying to decide who I find more annoying between Giada de Laurentiis, Gwen Stefani and Blake Shenton.

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

I get that they had to strap down for safety (and this is something I can see being inflexible about) but she did do that and crying babies are just something that we have to deal with to the best of our ability.

Yeah that was a disappointing hack.

Every roommate that I have had has been a nightmare. The best roommate I ever had earned that distinction because she was rarely home. Towards the end of her time living with me, she broke up with her gf and then went off her meds for a week resulting in her having difficulty leaving the house. In the end, she got…

Wow what a snoozer. Guess Mario Batali won’t have to compete for the spotlight today.

Ours had to inventory parts to make sure we weren’t taking them to throw at people later!

While gay porn does have different testing standards, the male would have had to have gone through the same testing that Ames would have gone through in order to perform with her—there would literally be no difference. While the other performers he may have been with may not have been tested with the same…

Magazines and tabloids were bound to start ripping into Meghan Markle eventually, I guess they couldn’t wait until after the wedding to start trying to tear her down. Everyone wants to be the first to say they didn’t like someone.

She was homophobic if her standards were different regarding having sex with men who did gay porn. That’s the simple truth. I’m sorry she killed herself because that is freaking sad.

Hat tip to Glamour for the find.

Hmm, we did pig fetuses and shampooed nothing.