Women have been collectively treated like shit for centuries. Centuries.

That would ruin it for me as well!

people would be like, ‘aww did you break up with your boyfriend and you’ve been up all night cryin? those dark circles look busted, girl’

Huh. Must be nice to merely use soap and still be regarded as well groomed. Excuse me while I cry into this Sephora shopping bag.

My question is where did he get it? I’ve only ever gotten Sacajewea coins when I get a bunch of change using the train...

Uh... Excuse me. I was told that there would be 14 year-olds here.

Directed by: Bryan Singer

The question isn’t whether Bryan Singer is willing to work with Kevin Spacey again.

“Hey pedophile, you think you gonna work with that other pedophile in the future?”

It helps to picture how far out of his way he had to go to acquire that coin.

$he’s doing everything $he can to protect her franchi$e after making a terrible ca$ting deci$ion.

Either that or Depp was just sooooo charming and had such super-convincing stories about how his crazy ex manufactured all of it.....which I could *almost* forgive them for on everything but the video. Once they’ve seen him terrorizing her and smashing glass....how could they possibly defend him?

I was uncertain about whether I would feel comfortable paying to see Fantastic Beasts etc in theatres, but I am 100% certain I won’t now. Thanks for making the decision for me, Yates!

An ignoranus!

I would like to remind everyone that Psych: The Movie is airing on tv at the moment and it’s everything anyone could have ever want.

Plus he seems to have the IQ of a room-temperature cantaloupe.

Is this supposed to make us hate Ed Sheeran? The poor bastard is already working against the odds as a pop star, he isn’t cool and he really isn’t conventionally good looking and his tattoos are horrific so if he gets to play the royal wedding reception good on him. I like his music, he isn’t the Anne Hathaway of…

I hate to be right here but, I called it.

Right. The point is that he’s dumb.