I’m not a big fan of Olivia Munn, she seems like the type of woman who would say she’s a “guy’s girl” and then brag about how she doesn’t have a lot of female friends, but I find her revealing all this about being in Ocean’s 8 endearing and it sort of changes my mind about her.

Yes! I have a weird fear of corn (no idea how it started but it is a thing) and I will have a literal panic attack if someone puts it near me or gets it on me. It is cruel for Ellen to do something like that.

I bought their balm dot com products because they had a limited edition one with glitter that is amazing and smells like cake but not that gross overly sickly sweet fake cake smell. I also bought a coconut one and it is actually a very good lip balm. I am not a no-makeup look makeup girl, I like to wear full on…

I have a cousin who abuses drugs/alcohol and is also a generally terrible person who only cares about himself. He wound up invited to my sister’s wedding because my mother cannot say no to her family and he ended up trying to kiss the groom’s very young sister and there was almost a fist fight. My sister’s in-laws…

I don’t know how seeing people actually having sex is going to tell anyone much about a relationship since sexual desire and what gets people off is such a personal thing. Maybe the right before the sex part would be helpful since it would say a lot about how the couple interacts, but the actual sex? Not so much.

Um, ugly duckling lost so why is it back in the running today?

Dragon is going to take it all because I think dragon is actually going to be the next trend (metallics are usually big in the fall plus Game of Thrones, ‘nuf said).

I still love it too and hope it sticks around , but it can’t be the next trend if it already is one.

Unicorn as a beauty trend has already been done, right before mermaid, why is anyone choosing it? Also, how dare Cthulu lose?

I got mine when the vaccine first came out when I was 18 and had to fight my doctor to do it. He said, oh the hpv vaccine exists, think about it, and I said let’s do it now and he didn’t want to. Eventually I did the first one that day and went home from college to make appointments to get the other 2. I don’t screw…

I have been waiting for what I was told would be the magical time between acne and wrinkles for about 5 years now and let me tell you, it doesn’t exist. I now have both.

Same, I’ve totally bought all the mermaid and unicorn themed makeup that has come out, most recently the Wet N Wild mermaid line. I like sparkles and whimsy.

Holy shit, that thing is my spirit animal.

You jest, but I bet the next actual beauty trend is dragons. Also, all old Polish ladies love what I, as a child, called the Baba Yaga look so that will be me someday.

Wearing anything made of plastic is just an invitation for buckets of sweat.

also: how in the world did he claim self-defense if he was the one with the claw hammer and she was the one with a shattered leg and fucking hammer wounds?

My weirdly religious sophomore roommate (this was 2007). She was too religious to want to use the pill (and was anti-abortion) but not too religious to have pre-marital sex. I questioned my transferring to that college all semester.

That home office is the size of my entire apartment and is just so beautiful. I work as an executive assistant so if he needs one he can call me (as long as I can work in that office).

In 2004 I was in high school and lived in those weird t shirts with ironic sayings paired with tiered mini skirts and now I’m 29 and haven’t worn a mini skirt in about 10 years so it really does feel like ancient history.

Right? I don’t get the hate on this, god forbid she be a shrewd business-woman.