One of my cats loves to see me in the morning because then she can run to her treat spot and beg for treats. She is seriously like a dog in her ability to beg for treats. The other one actually loves me, I think. She has a tendency to lick my face. Could be trying to decide if I’m food though.

Okay, I watched the video on the Guardian website because I am nothing if not thorough in “wisely” using my time, and it is a deer they were pulling up with a string. What looks like a weird fluffy tail is actually the deer’s neck.

At first I thought it was some sort of attacking monkey and then I remembered Scottish wilderness... so no. I think it might be some animal they caught to eat? I really want to know what hell it is now.

It is crazy that Page Six is bitching about them being TOO accessible. Like, they would rather follow them through the streets of LA and take creepy photos with the telephoto lenses than have to deal with celebrities who actually want to talk about their lives? I guess places like Page Six can’t make as much money off…

yeah, I don’t think she thought anything of using that term until all of a sudden every tabloid was all “OMG What is this terrible shady tweet, she is clearly referencing the whole Tonya Harding/Jeff Gillooly leg cracking incident.” Which seems like something only an absolute asshole would do. By the way, I love your…

That is totally a possibility too since they are friends and goodness knows we all have jokes with our friends that can seem weird to others.

Did anyone that is not a tabloid prone to reaching actually think Kristi was trying to throw shade or be an asshole to Nancy Kerrigan? It seems more like an honest case of putting her foot in her mouth. Sometimes I feel like people will try to create drama from anything.

This whole thing sounds way too complicated, which is pretty much the same way to describe everything Lindsay Lohan is doing these days.

It’s not “like she forgot she was famous,” so much as she was using her fame to try to bring down this restaurant. I’ve seen other non-A list stars try to use their fan base to either get better service or to get a response for bad service, and that seems like what this is.

Emperor’s New Groove is one of the few movies I can watch again and again and laugh every time.

The Lion King was the first movie I saw in a theater (I was almost 6). It also came out right before my sixth birthday and I got so many Lion King birthday presents that year so that movie will always have a special place in my heart even though I totally bawled my eyes out when Mufasa died.

I’m not team Kris either, but resenting one person for not getting to live her life is a stupid excuse on Caitlyn’s part. Saying you resent society for being in general transphobic and not supporting of trans people would be one thing and would be valid, but just Kris Jenner? She could have divorced her years ago, she…

Yeah, I’ve tried keeping the door shut but then she puts her little paws under the door and I feel bad. I hate to think it will take accidentally peeing on her to stop her, although I laughed out loud picturing this happening, but I probably need to be tougher.

Cats are absolute jerks, which is why we love them. I love your cat’s judgey face.

I leave the bathroom door open at night when I go to the bathroom (I live alone and have a totally weird dislike of shutting the door at night) and my cat always comes in the bathroom and tries to force me to pet her while I am peeing. Our symbiotic relationship is totally flawed.

I also have a cat named Gracie, but she is a total bitch and would absolutely get herself out and let me die. I love her so much though and give her kisses all the time, which she grudgingly puts up with.

Same on Kat Von D’s eyeliner, I swear by it. I was definitely disappointed she dated and was engaged to someone who is into Nazi roleplay because most roleplay is harmless fun but how can anyone be into Nazi roleplay without being a fan of the ideology? Jesse James is a scumbag.

Yeah, Kat Von D said that he cheated on her with like 19 women, which is a crazy number but I believe it. Two types of people I don’t trust: Trump supporters and serial cheaters who’ve had multiple marriages fail because they cheated. This guy is both.

Is there really a huge market for this seafood company Leo is investing in? From the article it seems like it will only be sold at Whole Foods and other stores like that, which already sell sustainably sourced frozen seafood. I feel like it would be a better use of his resources to try to bring a brand like this to…

I went to UMass as well! I moved to Boston after college to try somewhere new and never came back; it’s a tough job market in that area.