10/28/2013, yay for sobriety!

Um, Jason Chaffetz, my own pretty good healthcare (through Obamacare) has a $1,000 deductible. Pretty (100%) sure that is more than the cost of an iPhone. Clearly this man has never not had insurance or bothered with trying to understand how much healthcare actually costs.

I’ll let you know. I haven’t heard much in my own circles but I’m hoping for a good turnout.

I was born and raised in the Pioneer Valley! I moved out to Boston after college. I’m so angry on your behalf that you didn’t get the promotion you were way more qualified for.

I also carry a pocket mirror with me everywhere to do spot checks.

Britney Spears is delightful on social media- she shares a lot of stuff that your best friend or your mom would share. Also, can she teach me how to walk in those heels, because I look like a newborn giraffe in heels.

I think they’ve certainly kept up a good relationship for the sake of their daughter and neither will say anything bad about the other, which is great, but Billy Joel, from what I’ve read about him and his interviews, is very quick to fall head over heels in love, quickly marries women before the honeymoon period…

Sure, if any of those women were constantly divorcing their wives the second they hit 30 and became too old for them.  

Oh my god I totally forgot about that.

Christie Brinkley has terrible taste in men. Billy Joel, for example. That man seems like a self-absorbed jerk who only writes love songs yet is incapable of staying in any sort of relationship for longer than it takes to quickly marry and dump his newest flame.

I still don’t get what an “exclusively gay” moment is supposed to mean. Does he mean that rather than subtext, the character will be openly gay. I swear I read the article and it is still no clearer.

My last apartment was painted over all white (not by me, god forbid a landlord ever allow you to make alterations) because the place was so old and I guess they wanted it to feel clean? Anyway, I was just getting sober when I moved in there and I started to feel like I was in a mental institution.

Yeah, I unfortunately realized it was right after I responded.

yup, just realized that as soon as they responded back to me. I shouldn’t have engaged.

um, Hidden Fences?

Billy Talent and At The Drive In? I wish I could go, I just can’t get over emo music.

Her style seems very stuck in the early 2000's too, it’s not really stuff you see a lot of people still wearing. Baby doll tees work on almost no one and when was the last time you saw bell bottoms or flare leg pants on almost anyone else but Sheryl?

I’m so damn clumsy that I can’t imagine wearing something that both impairs your vision and has pieces of dangling fabric you can trip on.

I don’t believe a word out of Karl Lagerfeld’s mouth. Mostly because that sounds like bullshit, you never directly tell someone that you are cancelling a gown because someone else will pay you to wear one (that’s tacky and I assume even if true Meryl’s people would know to keep it on the DL) and also, Karl Lagerfeld…

It is kind of a weird thing to include in your platform when you are running for President, though. No one is going to vote for a candidate based on which system of measurement they would want the country to use.