Woah, in the meeting with the German President, has no one heard of coasters? Only one person put a napkin under their drink. My mother would have a panic attack looking at that, she drilled in to me to put a coaster under every drink no matter the surface so I didn’t ruin her nice stuff.

I’m going to miss the Obama family and the Bidens so much. They are all so truly compassionate and classy, and not afraid to be goofy- something our President-elect seems to think makes him look weak (although he always looks like an asshole.) Photos of President Obama with children are my absolute favorite.

Yes, that is my dad’s favorite Christmas song and I can’t stand it and it gets stuck in my head for a month after Christmas.

Whoever that lady (family of the 96 year old man I assume) in the Taylor Swift video was, she seemed a lot more excited to see Taylor than the 96 year old man.

I didn’t say she had good morals. They probably paid her more than a million.

When we said we were nostalgic for the 80's, we didn’t mean this nuclear arms race, Ronald Reagan Star Wars, end the world with nukes shit. We meant all the toys we played with as kids.

A million dollars to Jennifer Lopez is like 5 bucks to the rest of us. She can skip out on a million even if it is to hang out with Drake, who will never love anyone as much as he loves Rihanna.

I definitely don’t want to judge people for telling the truth if the truth is that they eat what they want and stay thin. I also agree that the model pool has more of the naturally effortlessly thin than the general population. I find it hard to find the right words without trying to seem like I’m judging people for…

Agreed. I mean, theoretically it could be true and yes, some people are naturally thin, but most people aren’t. I am an average sized person now and I recently lost 50 pounds I had gained from not moving and eating like crap and I work out a lot and I still have to eat low-calorie, no refined sugar or carbs, and eat…

I like that the featured article under the one about Kylie’s chest on TMZ is “Guess the Kardashian Kans” and is apparently a quiz to guess the Kardashian by the boob picture. Never change, TMZ (but please do.) Of course I did just read an article about Kylie Jenner’s boobs so it’s probably a pot calling the kettle…

I’m pretty sure Livejournal is only ONTD and all sorts of weird fan fiction at this point.

My sister has a classic name and I have a kind of weird name and we are twins. I have no idea what my parents were thinking because they don’t really go together at all. For some reason, I just like sibling names to have the same sort of vibe, I guess. (I can’t think of a better word than vibe.)

Right? I can’t really remember what my boobs were like at 19 either, I’m not sure they ever had that level of perkiness, I’m just sort of amazed that boobs can do that.

That is the most difficult question. I’ll just take both of them.

Do these people really have nothing better to do than be fucking horrible on the internet? Get a hobby, like knitting or something. I have no sympathy whatsoever for Sandy Hook truthers who harass the parents of murdered children.

Can I ask what mascaras you use? I am currently using one with a baby brush because I have blonde eyelashes and no other brushes get to the root of my lashes with the color without smearing everywhere but then I have no volume or length whatsoever.

Could be illegal if by “donating” to this non-profit, donors are gaining favorable treatment or government deals from the President-elect. Also, questionable moral compass.

I almost saved this to my work dropbox trying to save it to my personal files, not to use it because I can never get images into posts, but because it is so damn cute. Everyone at work would have been like...

I hate all of these songs except “Perfect Illusion.” I have no idea why I like it (Besides my horrible taste in music and inability to understand anything music related), but I like that song. I also don’t hate Adele, but I just can’t stand “Hello”, but I do think there are worse songs (cough...Justin Bieber’s “Love…

That “dinner” looks like every AmeriCorps cheap cold cut lunch catered lunch I ever had, minus the champagne of course. I can’t imagine Donald Trump’s champagne being very good, even though I don’t drink. Like Trump, I bet it pretends to be fancy and wonderful, actually is crap.