So, my parents are not perfect. There has been more than one vacation where my dad has tried to leave the room in his tighty whities to find the bathroom and my mother needs a car beer to get over her driving anxiety. but I will still attest that they are 1 million times better than the Lohans. Also, Lindsay and I…

So, some of these looked like my Little Mermaid inspired dresses from Halloween as a child and I also happen to hate plaid so much after living through the 90's and the resurgence of plaid shirts in 2008ish, but otherwise I really do like elements of this collection. I am in no ways a designer or fashion critic but I…

Thank goodness the entirety of Fox New's viewership is going to die in a few years. This guy is an asshole. Children go hungry every day in this country. Also, the "argument" that letting kids go hungry because it will teach their parents a lesson is horrible. No one should go hungry for any reason, much less to teach…

He is hot, but I am staring at her boobs in this pic. As an equal opportunity gal I would take her over him any day.

I love that movie. Don't know if I can condone that crush (JK) but that was one of my favorites back in the day.

There are too many jokes to make about this tweet beat and I am a day late. I will say though, I too have a night guard for my teeth because I apparently grind them in my sleep. I have had it 4 months and have already broken it in half from grinding my teeth, but my insurance won't cover another one so I am stuck with…

I was totally prepared to hate Kim's hair, but I saw it, and I really like it too. It actually looks really good.

Honest truth guys, I fucking hate Blurred Lines. That song sucks and not just because it is problematic in a rapey way. That song just sucks. Also, Robin Thicke seems like a huge asshole who loves himself.

This whole post is a win solely for reminding me of Zooboomafoo. I loved the heck out of that show. Also, do any Boston/MA area kids remember Zoom? I have a coworker who was on Zoom as a child.

People are crazy, no one needs to get you a gift. My sister is getting married in a year and I am the maid of honor. I literally have been going crazy because she has booked nothing but the venue and everyone we have talked to has said, you need to book the dj and baker now because your wedding is in peak wedding…

I sleep terribly without medicine or alcohol. I took Ambien for a week because of my insomnia, and I had weird hallucinations about the chairs in my room coming to get me. I seriously wish there was an actual non-addictive sleep aid because every other sleep aid I've taken, (zzzquil, tylenol sleep, a million other…

I have met Anderson Cooper, he is lovely by the way, asked where I was from and took a picture with my best friend and me. This was before he came out, and I am glad he has (We all named our van The Grey Fox for him and one of my coworkers was gay and pretend primped when we found out we would meet him). I love…

My mom always says she would like an extra wife in her marriage with my dad so she didn't have to do the cleaning (no one mention other stuff, these are my parents, eww). I always tell her a man could come clean the house just as well if you hired someone, but she thinks women can clean better, even though she has…

I will have to look at them; ever since meeting them at the Con, they are my favorite duo. Both are hilarious. Jared told us a story, which he has probably done at multiple Cons, about stopping the train system because Genevieve left her bag on the platform. I only wish Mark Sheppard had been there so I could have…

I definitely would, some of the seasons have the man pain in full force, but it is never for a full season, and the laughs and brotherly bonding always get me in the end. The man pain never does fully go away though, there are at least a few episodes every season, and for most of season 4, that are full of the man…

I would totally retweet Jared Padalecki if I hadn't been on my real twitter in months solely because I am obsessed with Supernatural, even though it is weird to tweet Happy Birthday to someone's mom who you don't even know. I did meet Jared though at a convention, and I have said it before and will say it again, he is…

I always found it so odd that anyone wore their uniforms on game days. True story though, one girl I really really hated was a cheerleader and my best friend was also a cheerleader. Now I have a weird complex about them, still, at 25.

He lead Buzzfeed for a day, and what a day it was. Made me want to work at Buzzfeed.

This mattress makes me want to throw up. One of my greatest fears is accidentally touching the crap that falls between couch cushions (I allow people to eat on my couch but I sincerely hate it) and this bed is a guarantee for some crumb touches. Plus, your arm will still get squished, just sideways instead of…

What a weird coincidence; someone at the Starbucks near where I work "unlocked" the Pumpkin Spice Latte today and got their drink for free and all of the baristas were super excited. I had to ask what the heck was going on because I had no idea this was happening. I always get a black iced coffee or a Passion iced tea…