I can't believe I even read that whole thing. Question 8 is so stupid, no lesbians are going to be contacting him (nor is anyone else). I also have a feeling he is short and not great looking; he won't tell anyone about himself or his looks, but you have to send him a picture. Also, he wants a woman between 18 and 27…

Don't encourage me, this is totally my next cake topper for the 26th. I have a twin sister and we usually share cakes, but hells no, this is my new cake next July. I am super obsessed with the show.

I meant to say she had no idea what it meant.

I think I read something where she said she had no idea what "Nothing Comes Between Me and My Calvins" back in the day when she did the ad, which, yeah right, Brooke Shields, you liar. I will try to find the link, but I spend so much time on the internet, it could be anywhere.

My goodness, everyone knows that Turtleman's friend who holds the bag is Neal, jeez, Seriously though, I have become obsessed with this show and need help. I am literally watching a marathon on tv right now.

I will know use those terms and never use walked again. I am not walking to work, I am getting my Shoe thang on.

Three things: 1. My mom once drunkenly put a $20 under my pillow when I lost a tooth when I was little, it was awesome. 2. Why would anyone get an app to find out the sex of a baby that will be immediately posted everywhere else on the internet once it is announced, and 3. I ate a PB and J yesterday, I eat "little…

My sister is getting married next year, I am totally getting her and her fiance a bad oil painting of their cats. I can do crap like that, I'm the maid of honor. Also, don't most people create a wedding gift registry? Are people only selling the stuff they got from people who were trying to be creative and didn't get…

This may sound weird, but does Miley Cyrus's whole whatever is going on here remind anyone else of the music video for Firestarter by the Prodigy?

I still can't deal with how much I love Devan Sawa from Little Giants, Casper, and SLC Punk. He was my huge childhood crush.

Corn soup sounds yucky, but I hate corn so that is all my fault. Also, the blurbs from the article actually do sound like what I would probably say in frustration while hungry and buying everything that looks like I might eat it someday at the grocery store. I bought like 2 weeks worth of food last time I was at the…

It's very sad that her only option for safety is solitary confinement, considering how damaging that is, and she can't get hormone therapy or surgery while in prison, which is terrible. Personally, I don't think she did anything wrong (hi NSA!) and I would hope that the lawsuit goes through and she can begin receiving…

Come to Boston! We are actually a lot nicer than people think, I promise.

Two things that stood out to me, they are both 20, and he apparently has a cartoon tattoo of her on his arm. Maybe they will make it work, all the Hanson members married young and have an estimated trillion babies.

I take no offense with this, it is absolutely about camera angle, and I'm saying this as someone who has gotten angry over things other people have not in the past. I visited the site and there is no fat shaming and there appears to be legs of all different colors. Legs at that angle just kind of look like hot dogs.

If someone saw my legs in that pose, they would assume pasty girl with freckles and not hot dog. Also, has the internet run out of ideas?

ARod is the most class-lest man in baseball, but even as a Red Sox fan it is kind of shitty for a pitcher to try 4 different times, or even really one time, to hit someone else with a pitch. ARod deserves a lifetime ban, not vigilante justice from other teams.

I loved Lee Thompson Young in both the Famous Jett Jackson and Rizzoli and Isles. The show won't be the same without Frost's banter with Rizzoli's brother. He was a great actor.

My twin and I were each 3 pounds at birth, probably because of a mixture of us being twins, my mom being about 90 pounds pre-pregnancy, and the fact that it was the 80s and she totally smoked while pregnant with us.

I would totally wind up scratching some important bits with my toenails. No matter how much I keep them up, I have very brittle nails.