We all may as well be in this big 747 airplane. It’s at 30,000 feet, it’s about to crash, and the people inside the plane are fighting over who’s going to be in first-class. The plane is crashing. What good is first class?

“Respectfully, I think a bunch of gossip girls and opinion-making and pontificating is not the way I looked at CNN,” Kellyanne said

Who are the idiots who keep helping Tulsi Gabbard qualify for debates?!  Who will she target this time, making sure to damage them for the General Election?  My guess is Mayor Pete. We’ll see. 

The Federalist Society, I believe.

Maybe they can get him to re-enact that screaming tiff he decided to honk out in response...you know, the one that made him look so fucking judicial.

this is fucking beautiful. 

Any discussion of walking corpse’s husband should be confined to the topic of necro-fetish.

Reports from a couple of hours ago say the suspects in custody are answering questions. Since one of them was apparently the van driver why hasn't this poor child been brought home yet? If he's not answering questions about where she is, who cares about what else he's discussing. 

My cousin works security at Disneyland and they are trained to look for people leaving with barefoot kids. The reason is, if a kidnapper takes a child, they can alter the child’s appearance by turning the shirt inside out or backwards, putting on/taking off a jacket, but shoes are pretty distinct so they usually just…

Oh Lord please let that baby be found safe and unharmed. How scary!

Same. Knowing that someone snatched that baby with enough force her shoes came off is filling me with despair.

Police say her shoes were found in the parking lot, and so the child is believed to be barefoot.

He has a very fine sense of humor, he just has no other delivery than "deadpan". I saw him lecture at my alma mater about 15 years ago. I was the only one laughing. He looked out at the audience and said, "Someone gets it".

You really think the neighborhood dogs wouldn't? O ye of little faith.

"The Holocaust was the most extreme atrocity in human history, and we lose our humanity if we are even willing to enter the arena of debate with those who seek to deny or underplay Nazi crimes." - Noam Chomsky

Chomsky did not provide an ongoing defense of Pol Pot. He responded to unsourced reports about the scope of killing in Cambodia, concluding he did not know where the truth lies amidst conflicting assessments. Robert Faurisson included an article Chomsky wrote about free speech in a holocaust denial book without the…

His ongoing defense of Pol Pot made him an endearing figure, along with being the Jew who wrote the introduction for a book promoting Holocaust Revisionism. Let's pretend he's harmless.

Please continue to debate the merits of Noam Chomsky. I will just be over here lighting my face on fire.

"you do you, internet. you do you!"

I love the picture of Noam holding a Gnome Chomsky, haha. Did not expect him to have that sense of humor about it.