@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: Fuck.

"I haven't been this sad since the Great Depression."

When you factor in the whiteness, Sam McGuffie's highlight video is much more impressive.

Is he counting the fans in the stands at the ACC Championship Game?

@GrandersonSlamderson: Fatass and Badass?

Last time I checked, man, don't be a hypocrite, man.

Let's give Texas Tech another shot at the title - they only lost to one of the other teams by 44 points! What a great idea!

The artificial turf at Liberty University's Arthur L. Williams Stadium was covered in a thin blanket of snow for the Virginia Division 4 state championship game on Saturday,

West Virginia: Some of our roads are now paved.

GEL?

@UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen: Fantastic.

@Sports-Pun: One step ahead of me.

I'd Ball her Lucille.

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: So Florida plays one awful team and their other games should be ignored? I have nothing against Boise State, but awful teams make up half of their schedule.

@Matt_T: Thank you.

@Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood:

"This is the first time he's gotten a hat, you know. He likes his hat a lot." - Michael Bidwill, Cardinals president and the son of the longtime owner Bill Bidwill

Glad to see Bianca Wilfork's been working on her arms.

Pfft. Everyone knows the real way to ensure victory is with a blackout.

@winterconditions: @Chuck Knoblockhead: Beat me to it.