He added, "Plus, why should I give a fuck? I'm rich!"

Anal in the Outfield

@MattinglysSideburns: +1

Game 14 vs. the Patriots: The season ends with New England calling timeout with six seconds remaining so Steve Grogan can take it in from the 1 to set an NFL record for rushing TDs for a quarterback.

@FozzieBear: I never thought I'd come to their defense, but....Florida did win the national championship in basketball in consecutive seasons. Last time I checked, they're in the SEC.

That was a real boner by McKendry! LOL!!!!!

@RugDaniels: +1, fantastic

@BruschisBrewsky: If it happens again, they're gonorrheally be pissed.

I don't know why these guys have to be such sore losers.

Glad to see Vince Young has gotten a job since being demoted.

@Return_of_ClintonPortishead: Agreed. I'm guessing he does absolutely nothing and continues accepting ridiculous amounts of money from tWWL.

It's a sad realization when you're 28 years old, you go to iTunes to check out 30 seconds of a particular song, and you don't recognize a single fucking song on the entire home page.

@Return_of_ClintonPortishead: Hey, that was a great idea! What are you talking about?!

Baby Mangino gets my vote, for what little that's worth.

Rich Rodriguez to Michigan Panboys: "Get a new flute."

Rich Rodriguez to Michigan Fungoes: "Get a real bat."

@André Roussimoff: "Estranged" better than "November Rain"? You must have forgotten - a man jumped through a wedding cake because it was raining outside.

I wonder if Huckabee's sons have the same elbow patch on their shirts? If we could only see their other hemispheres....

@Camp Tiger Claw: Wow. +1000000

@ChongLiDimMak: If I had elaborated on my "meh", I would have said something along those lines. As douchey as ESPN is, and as senile as Lou Holtz is, they actually do a pretty good job with college football as a whole - certainly better than FOX's lame attempts.