@Athens_Grease: Fuck - it's Audrey Griswold, not Aubrey. There went that poor attempt at a joke.

Aubrey McClendon's father, Clark W. McClendon, is used to fuck-ups of this magnitude.

@David Hume: This guy only strengthens my argument that NFL fans are every bit as ridiculous as college football's worst fans.

@André Roussimoff: www.MLBdressshirts.com! Eureka!

@bigredgambler: Wow - way to work the "Philadelphia" reference into a post about the Phillies.

for allegedly pushing a woman at a Kansas City nightclub in February

Fuck! Someone stole the URL I was hoping to one day own and operate: www.NFLdressshirts.com

@Texy: Agreed on both counts (though I must admit that I do get a little excited when I see clips of A.J. Green's high school catches on YouTube.)

@mikedrawcar: You see, since their last national championship, they've....

@StanGable: Ok, fine - it's a zero (wins for the Lions), you crazy fuck!

I've always thought that Mike Ditka - who, remember, almost took on Barack Obama in the 2004 Illinois Senate race - could have a part in this film.

@Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Just heard that clip in my car while flipping around and catching The Dan Patrick Show - and for once, I laughed out loud at something stemming from that program.

If animals weren't meant to be eaten, then why did God make them out of meat?

@Doyle McPoyle: I believe that was the Detroit Shock.

@David Hume: To be fair, people who take their sports teams way too seriously aren't exclusive to college football. See: Pittsburgh Steelers, the entire NFC East, any team from Boston, etc......

Josh Beckett, Mr. October of this century, is serving more meatballs than Bertucci's.

@lisa: Yes we have - and not coincidentally, they're usually the people who didn't even attend the school about which they're crying uncontrollably.

@Athens_Grease: The funniest thing about South Carolinians (and there are many) is that every fan of Clemson or South Carolina is convinced that the other school's fans are inbred rednecks.

@UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen: +1

@lisa: This is in addition to the fact that I don't even know what the hell the Sox fans' collective beef is with TBS (you know, other than the incessant promos for unfunny shows).