@VTBen: Even better sign this morning: "Hellen Keller's favorite color is Knowshon"

@Dieter: I had to Google that.

For anyone who cares (probably no one), the quad where ESPN is set up is where most of the campus scenes in the cinematic masterpiece Road Trip were filmed.

@lisa: Nope, at my place in Nashville - watching Gameday and longing for the good ol' days.

I'd badg 'er

@MrRedDevil: Well, at least he's not paid six figures to show up once a week and attempt to speak coherently.

I think you meant Cant(Throw)Good - Kentucky fan

When did the Phillies play the Atlanta Hawks?

Police say they have already arrested the real culprit

@DeepFriar: Is it sad that I'm actually really looking forward to that feature this week?

@Artie Fufkin: (nods)

@Laser Guided: You are correct. Hopefully Georgia can become the fourth.

@TheK-GunNeedsReloaded: Sorry I'm late to respond; I was busy watching the previously terrible Oregon State effortlessly move the ball down the field on the supposed GREATEST DEFENSE EVER ASSEMBLED.

@Billy Ds Widows Peak: Still working on that "How many men are there on the field?" thing though...

@Pete Gaines: I hope that this...

@Pete Gaines: Hmm...interesting. I hope this isn't a permanent thing (nothing against Dashiell, whoever that is); I liked Clay carrying the torch for college football, particularly the SEC.

@Pharmacoug: While I agree that drooling over Josh Hamilton is stupid, Phelps did get a DUI a few years ago and no one seems to care about it....because he's a great swimmer(?!?!?!)

@Athens_Grease: Candian football, Arena League - whatever.

@Matt_T: I wanted to make a similar comment, but I figured that the fact that the guy who retired as the SEC's all-time leading receiver is now in the Arena League would probably suggest that I'd be wrong.

They've won 5 games this month. They've lost 12 of their last 13, given six in a row to the Indians and Royals, their closer has already retired, Gary Sheffield is sharpening knives in his basement, and despite legitimately dreaming of a return to the World Series in April, they have slowly sunk down to last place.