@lisa: Thanks!

@lisa: Seriously - looks like I'll be walking to and from Sam's in the Village for football-watching this weekend.

@Yinka Double Dare: I see driving straight home and not moving my car all weekend in my near future, as the entire city of Nashville is out of gasoline.

@sagehenbait: They were just trying to set the record for "Most quarterbacks named Billy Joe on a roster at the same time." Once they did, they just moved on.

Well, it's been an eventful week for KazMatsuisAnalFissure, but he's back now....hopefully for good.

Hasn't Louisiana been through enough?

"Hold up one finger if the look on your face is intentional."

@1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: Miss South Carolina?

This hurricane is just KILLIN' kids!

Go ahead. Jump!"

Sadly, I think the Americans' best bet for a victory in Louisville may be getting Muhammad Ali to hold the pin while the Europeans putt.

A guy who's always going on the radio and talking about current and former teammates calling other people "disrespectful" - sounds like a great teammate to me.

I was also sort of put off by Mike Tirico telling me he wanted to fuck my brains out.

I like the creativity of getting a shot of Millen in the stands during a Florida Marlins game.

Everything's bigot in Texas.

So "Donald Joy" is Rush Limbaugh's new pseudonym?

Justify My Glove: Remember that? Anyway, A-Rod, C-Rod, settle divorce. "Peacefully."

@Matt_T: Though Stewart does lead Goff in "Number of times using the N-word while addressing your players", 1-0.

@Laser Guided: Is there such a thing as a simile/metaphor abortion?

Wrote Shaughnessy in the Boston Globe: "(Brown) was like a backup catcher who wins a World Series game by getting hit by a pitch with the bases loaded. He did almost nothing to earn the trophy. Twice Brown was standing in the open field, minding his own business, when an O'Donnell pass came his way. Both of his…