I'm not personally comfortable with commercial surrogacy, and I have nothing but blind hot rage over that piece of shit Australian couple.

it's okay my brain's train of thought goes through so many hoops it's amazing anyone understands my jokes

False! Roman and Woody don't walk into the bar, because all the patrons are at least 21.

I'm starting to feel so sorry for my teenage years bashing Twilight... because it wasn't as bad as this.

I don't know, but I think I need to get in touch with this person.

I'm hoping her script is like this one from http://shitroughdrafts.com/.

Okay, here's the joke-

Woody Allen, Roman Polanski and Bill Cosby?

So, if Mia Farrow is OK with it, I'd like to see a joke that starts out "Woody Allen and Bill Cosby walk into a bar..."

and I get cramps with my period every month, fuck you human female reproductive system

Jessica is the BEST (and so is Constance). I want to be her friend.

"OH you don't have a job? No nuts to bring to the table PLUG REMOVED" - Baddest Squirrel Beezy ever.

I FIND THIS PIECE INCREDIBLY INSPIRING

This show is probably my favorite new comedy of the 2014/2015 Season. Perfectly cast, sharply written, and the jokes just don't stop.

And Mariah Carey, of all people.

Mo'Nique says that several major acting opportunities initially offered to her "all just went away" afterward. That includes a role in Empire (now a huge show for Fox) and the part in Lee Daniels' The Butler that Oprah Winfrey ended up playing. Mo'Nique was also supposed to play Richard Pryor's grandmother in a…

Wasn't her version of "not playing the game" refusing to do publicity unless she got paid for it? I can see where that would put people off.

So Lee Daniels told her that she'd been blackballed and then she didn't get roles in Empire or the Butler? Those are both Lee Daniels helmed projects, it's not like they weren't.

When they were in the principal office, and he asked her if he was going to be ok going to Applebee's after work., her reply KILLED ME. It was so spot on. I really enjoy all of the characters, but especially her.

My wife and I have been watching this show, and so far so good, but for us the best character has been the grandma.