A few years ago, when DC first legalized same-sex marriage, I was getting a suit tailored. As I was waiting getting my pants measured, I was talking to the lady who ran the place and asked "so...how's business going?"

Her eyes IMMEDIATELY lit up, and she said "You have no idea how amazing business is now that…

Yup. I was raised Catholic. Fastest ticket to atheism anyone can get.

What else should the doctor say?

Have you ever experienced the joy and wonder that is Fuck Yeah Tom Hiddleston's Voice? Because it is glory. He recited e e cumming's "May I Feel, Said He" and I just died a thousand deaths.

I try to dislike Carrie Underwood, I really do. I can honestly say I hate most of her music and I'm a little appalled that she was cast as Maria VonTrapp...but this was cute and she seems like a genuinely sweet person.

Every Aussie I know hates summer Christmas.

I do not support this. If we give them their day back, the pagans will rise. We must crush the pagans. It is in accordance with the prophecy. Thus sayeth the Lord.

Ah, fuck it, let's just tie it to something lunar and move it around every year like Hanukkah or Ramadan. That way we'll keep a bunch of journalists employed because they can do stories about "OMG Christmas is early this year!" or "OMG Christmas is late this year" "Will Christmas in August seem like Christmas?" I…

Christmas should be on January 6th, i.e, the 12th day of Christmas, i.e. the day when the three wise men supposedly showed up.

That's actually much older than I expected, from a historical vantage.

Maybe that's why 42 is the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

"This community has suffered a great deal,"

"This community has suffered a great deal,"

HAHAHA joke. Yeah, joke.

HAH. Masturbation joke. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

I am skeptical, because if Oxytocin increases bonding, I should be really loyal to myself by now.

The Hntrss13 Games?

Until they weaponize oxytocin into a spray so I can douse all the men around me into being faithful and then hold my own Gladiator Games where they fight for my honor, this story doesn't mean much.

That cat is going to get so much play now.

Laura, did you post this video just so that you'd have an excuse to put "Miley Cyrus" and "pussy" in the same title?