I wonder if Powell could give us the name of one, JUST ONE, solid example from his list? Nah, doubt it.

in real life, mid-level bean counting women are not smarter at accounting than their CEO bosses.

That guy's just the whole package, isn't he?

I hear this shit on the internet all the fucking time and dudes just assume it's a given. What? You aren't alone in not knowing any women who would get "the tingles" on the discovery that their husband was a meth dealer, regardless of how much money there is.

in real life, mid-level bean counting women are not smarter at accounting than their CEO bosses.

- Proof that this man doesn't have a job.

I thought Skyler and Walt's last scene was kind of touching actually. I'm glad he finally admitted that he did it for himself. She deserved that.

Accounting smarts that women don't have.
Accounting smarts that women don't have.
ACCOUNTING SMARTS THAT WOMEN DON'T HAVE.
what.

NOPE! SLUTS! All sluts! Sluts who fuck entire football teams every weekend! Those are the only people who need birth control!

This is not exactly true, but it's exactly the reason why our government doesn't work anymore.

Elizabeth Wurtzel is firmly lodged in the same part of my brain as Kat Marnell: the "Who are these people? Why do I care again?" cortex.

Women. If they aren't destroying society with their whoredom, they're menstruating all over the Constitution.

"Government Slutdown" is my favorite thing that's happened today.

I feel like if you're ever in a conversation with Wurtzel, this is basically your one line of defense: the smile and nod...

She's always been full of shit, age has nothing to do with it.

Country mice moving to the city and city mice moving to the country are tales as old as time. NY is just the quintessential, most glamorous, and most symbolically meaningful big city in the US. After all, it's the home of the Statue of Liberty and of Ellis Island and all of the dramatic immigration stories.

You know what's the absolute worst? When you have your period and you're sitting on the toilet and your stomach is cramping because you're having a horrible liquid poo, and you can't tell if you have to keep period-pooing because your stomach is cramping or if you just have regular period cramps. So you just keep…

THIS HAS LITERALLY CHANGED MY LIFE.

OMG THIS IS A THING?!?!? I just thought my bum hated me and wanted to annoy me by making me have to deal with period blood and a messy bum at the same time. Ok. I'm not weird. Cool.

I think that people don't like to examine the broader impact of their actions because to do so would make them feel guilty. When presented with a person who is advocating for something they suck at themselves they're suddenly and inescapably faced with their own repressed guilt. The guilt makes them feel bad so they…