His ex-wife! They got divorced! 

I cannot get over that sentence.

I could only stomach half of this article because I just can’t deal with the lengths that these people go to deny the personhood of adult humans with uteri.

And of course that lady loves Trump because he’s a dick, but a woman can’t be a bitch. 

Exactly. She’s bringing us into this toxic relationship too!

me toooooo!!

I think Jessica Simpson and Pink would agree that cashing washing music video was crap. 

I think it’s really hard to talk about cultural appropriation particularly about pop music because what does pop music mean anymore? Like, take There You Go, I don’t think I would have ever called it an R&B song, but you’re totally right, it’s not any different than something than what TLC, Destiny’s Child or Aaliyah…

I have a few best lady friends who are amazing, but I think the difference is that they were healthy relationships. Someone said once that it takes two healthy people to be in a healthy relationship--you just need to find a best friend who has a healthy respect for boundaries. 

I thought the bit where the Wall Street dudes laughed at her sounded false too. She might be an engaging writer, but I wouldn’t surprise me if a lot of this is made up too. 

Every time Nathalie writes that she’s broke, I yelled out, “BUT YOU GO TO NYU THE MOST EXPENSIVE PRIVATE COLLEGE EVER. YOU CAN’T BE BROKE.” 

I don’t think The Boys are really a critique of evil corporations as it is of superheroes in general. Like, it’s not that the corporation is bad, it’s that the superheroes are huge jerks--or choose to be anyway. 

I was so, so excited, but then I was so, so disappointed. LOLSOB. 

Miley is 26 and really needs to embrace her wild child ways.

So there’s this quiz that rates your carbon footprint and since I do travel quit a bit, the quiz told me that we would need 4 Earths if everyone decided to live like me. Obviously, I’m not a celebrity with a private jet, so I hate to break it to everyone, but any sort of air travel puts a lot of carbon into the air.…

A girlmom might snidely remark to Williams about her son walking around in a Spiderman costume, “Well, does he ever take that off?” But a boymom would understand.

Leah was the one who ended up basically making her kids starve, right? I was so horrified by her at the end of the book! 

“despite the fact that Khalifa performed in but a handful of films, despite the fact that she says she was in the industry for “three or four” short months”

I’ve always wanted to know who wrote the line, “This soup tastes like donkey piss.” Thank you Neil!

I’m not so much blaming daycare workers, insofar that you’d think that it would be some sort of safety protocol in case like someone kidnapped the kids or something. But alas, I understand that daycare workers already have a big job, they can’t be nannies for the parents as well.