I am so confused as to why a court ordered a paternity test when the ex-boyfriend was not the father? Was she trying to get child support from him or something? And even if so, once she said the kids weren’t his, wouldn’t the test be unnecessary?

Well, my mom is a strange one. Like at the end of the day, I know she’s pro-choice (she has said so), but she has been involved with a lot of pro-life activities and whatnot. So, I’m genuinely curious to hear what she thinks about the movie. 

I was like, “HOW BIG IS HER UTERUS.” 

My mom told me she’s going to see this movie. I told her let me know what she thinks. :/ 

“A generation of young women will definitely learn how to masturbate because of it.”

I would say Chinese food is pretty hard to eat if you are gluten-free cuz there’s gluten in soy sauce and soy sauce is in everything.

Oh totally and I appreciate her honesty at this point. 

I was scared of the dark until I was 12 and would have my mom lay down with me until I fell asleep on some nights.

“Maura became this beautiful symbol of transness and now you’re laying this imagery out there of her being a predator.”

I just started to watch this—just two episodes into season 1. And it’s interesting, both the straight men featured don’t have women and/or family in their lives that are doing that labor. But, let’s be frank, cleaning, cooking, wearing the latest fashion is work for anyone, and these guys wouldn’t even be doing that…

I think they are just pissed that she commented at all about it. And Chelsea is low hanging fruit to them instead of Chuck Schumer. 

#TeamNoOne

I named myself after the animal, but I’m totally digging this association too!! 

A+++++++++++ gif!!! 

I used to really love Felicity Huffman but now I can’t stop imaging her as Laura Dern’s character from Big Little Lies. 

I never thought there could be a dent in the Kardashian machine, but lo and behold, karma might still bite them in the butt yet!

Yeah, I’ve heard that vegetarian pussy “taste different” too. But oh well, I like sausage. ^_^

Urgh, is your younger brother my husband?

I salute you fellow nerd!!!! *high five*

*slow clap*