I still can’t get over the fact that he made her fly to him during her tour. Girlfriend is makin’ money dude, YOU go visit her!

Apparently there’s a study or two out there that showed that Teen Mom was pretty effective in reducing pregnancy in teens. One jezzie social worker I talked to said that the hardest thing to do is to convince a teen girl that having the baby will not get her boyfriend back. If anything, Teen Mom shows the absolute…

There was a case where some douchebag wanted a baker to write “God Hates Fags” on the cake he was buying. The baker refused, but she sold him the cake and told him to write it himself.

Yeah, I thought I was going to be a fertile myrtle, but it actually takes most healthy couples 6 months to a year to conceive. For me, I’m actually technically infertile cuz my cycle is way too long so my uterus lining isn’t prepared for the embryo by the time it needs to implant. Thankfully fertility treatments have…

I think Rachel Dolezal is on the “you are literally not African American sweetie” spectrum. From what I understand, anthropologists posing as geisha don’t actually assume a different race.

Dude, after my local church did renovations, they put in a kitchen. How else are they going to do Lent Fish Fridays?

So in my community, there was a traveling homeless shelter—basically, local churches would house these guests for a few weeks out of the year.

Yeah, they could have even just showed the lead up—making out, clothes dropping to the floor etc.

The way Dany smiled after he said that, I swear to you, they knew they were going to bang that night.

We have spent so much time watching pointless sexposition in this show and yet the most important coupling of the whole goddamn thing is shoved into a rushed little montage?

Dang, Dany is really hot despite that 37.5% coefficient. O_o

This is amazing.

Yeah, like I can’t get myself worked up over Swift’s playing the victim, because at the end of the day, the dudes are playing the game too, so I’m like:

I dunno guys. I’m here for cunty Taylor Swift!

Did someone say Starfucker?

Exactly. And nobody has mentioned that their whole stalemate could have been solved by marriage which could have lead to some funny scenes.

Sarah Connor was not a beauty icon.

I think the cave scene and the bed scene had decent amount of chemistry, as much as one can have seeing as how Dany and Jon have met for only a hot second. I think Emilia and Kit are doing most of the heavy lifting for this relationship where the writers are doing none.

She alleges that most sexual encounters with Kelly were filmed without her permission,

Yeah, I didn’t learn she was even pregnant until years later when I was watching the commentary for that episode! And it seems like the team really saw it as a creative challenge that would make the show better.