Ah. It's a game! Now I get it. And Do It Yourself is so damn satisfying: you really do learn a LOT. Still don't get Yoko, though.

Oops. Losing my grip of British slang. If you use any where I live, people look vary alarmed.

I keep reading that, and yet I'm one of those chronic "night light" needers; plus I sleep with the lights on often (still scared of the dark). So I'm still wondering about that theory. I wonder how people in, say, Sweden, deal with 6 months of 24 hour sunlight?

Definitely the voices. It's like someone reading you to sleep. I'm rather addicted myself. The worst kind? Action flicks: No dialogue, tons of explosions. You don't want to hear that in your dreams.....

Maybe some of us folk are just completey desensitized- there are just TOO many things in this world that look like the penis. But I celebrate your childish joy!

Machine!!!!Ok, maybe at this point the less I know, the better

You mean Teller's plan. No, not appetizing at all. Want to know if something tastes good? Try to get your dog to eat it. And if a dog won't eat something that looks like it died under my bed, I won't either.

You were just taking a piss at me?!!!!! Damn, that was good. I miss the UK so much.

So sorry you're dealing with this Clover. You're just going to love peri-menopause; up to two uninterrupted weeks straight without a single nap. Just think how much you'll be able to get done:),:(.

What are those things for? Let me guess — something utterly useless. And there's nothing for scale: big as a medicine ball or as small as a pea?

Well, that makes my decision easier, and yes I did say that I would let the beastie pretty much "go anywhere." BTW did you know that those "cute" sloths are literally covered in fungus, which I suppose is why the ICE AGE's Sid calls his uncle "Uncle Fungus." Ick.

Good one. You got me. Yes, Yoko has always irritated me. I think that she can do better....

“Koala used to sit in trees." I want that little beastie to sit on MY LAP, or tucked under my shirt; on top of my head. Hell, it can cling to my leg as I stroll. (but unfortunately I've heard that they can be quite hostile.... I'd risk it).

And yet her eyes are still closed:)

A really pure, harmless protein bar? Just suck on an ice cube.......because hydration.

Oh Bette; you just keep geting better and better.

Yoko Ono's "zenish" stuff is beginning to irritate me.

Surprisingly, I would expect to hear much the same from quite a few young'uns I know. At least the movie didn't seem to be mocking or trying to make the folks look like "cute little shocked old grannies." That stuff is demeaning, and "olders" get enough grief for not "fitting in" or being "with it," (not to mention…

That was actually quite kind. I don't hear very much good snark from Seniors, though

Thank you!!!!