its like : punch the face, do not touch the hair

except Rob couldn’t sneak in a hair color

ILL politicians go to minimum security prison.

so women still go to jail with out getting a pass

What is this fuckery?

Oh, god-a sentient ham—that’s what his face is like! Well, “sentient”? I dunno, let’s say “animated”.

This is reminding me for the first time this election cycle, I saw Trump in person at the Kentucky Derby in the late 90s. My first thought was that he looked like a ham on a neck. We were on a balcony maybe 15 feet away with a bunch of folks, everyone whispering about whether or not the very young, attractive, woman…

God knows that this is one bowl that I am NOT licking!

That is frosting. He isn’t Charlie Brown - he’s a cake wreck.

What did you do to have to make this article? What did I do for this to exist? Maybe we should cancel Halloween altogether.

What the fuck is going on with AR as Charlie Brown? Jesus Christ!

Best user name with that photo. WTF is that hair? Tube frosting??

The ears are creeping the fuck out of me.

it looks like his brain rotted and liquefied and is escaping via his scalp somehow

what. the. hell.

I’m reading the scary stories in another tab, and honestly this might be the scariest thing I encounter this Halloween.

There was room on that door. Face it, she was done having her fun with Jack.

My ideal, personally, is people in other open relationships. My lady friend is married as well, and prefers to date other married people. It is a hell of a lot easier to understand that you are not the primary partner when you are in the same situation. That said, things like Tinder don’t exactly filter that, so other…

Counterpoint: If you are fighting from the beginning that’s a bad sign too. My rule of thumb is ~6 months...a few months of “ME TOOOO!!!!*heart eyes*” a few months of “oh you’re silly, i can’t believe you love that *swoon anyway*” and then BAM! “JUST TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE ONCE!(or something more appropriate to that…

I know that online dating opens a vast new world of people with which to communicate but ... don’t we all run the same risk of meeting a married person “in real life?” Like, ages ago I dated a dude who turned out to have a girlfriend. I had no idea until I saw them together. This is a thing that happens. I am not sure…