Magary is awesome. Keep reading the funbag, because it is great.

Can I get yo’ numbah?

I’m a chick too and I love particularly this feature, but I do like hanging out with the boys, as you say, for a refreshing change.

This is Deadspin. All of our Kinja are double entendres.

Of course you’re welcome!! The Funbag is an exercise in random, meaningless, theoretical bliss. You won’t find any trolls because everything being discussed is usually utter nonsense (to the outside world). Maybe it’s only me, but it’s honestly an escape from all of the other [insert topic] stories you are bombarded…

Most of the dudes here don’t really know anything about dude sports, either (shhh... don’t tell them that).

Yeah, this was a good piece, but I’d agree a little polish was needed.

I’m certainly no authority on who is or isn’t welcome around these parts, but I would think more women users would be encouraged. Plus, most of the guys fronting as experts on dude sports and other dude stuff don’t know anything about it either. I’d stay stick around.

I am so confused about the Rona thing. You mention Rona weber near the beginning when he mentioned he had cancer and said it was her half-brother, but then probably really her father after raping his step mother. But then mention Rona Weber at the end as his known daughter.

(TLDR: you can’t be an ethnic German camp guard without being in the Totenkopfverbände, and if you were in that you are de jure a pretty decent level war criminal.

You mean WATER??? Like in the TOILET??????

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Nicki strikes me as a sharp, alert, articulate, empowered woman. Beyonce seems dimmer than a bucket of rocks. I watched an oldish Oprah interview recently with questions like: What’s it like to be Beyonce?

As he stated.. it was their first time! Of course they need a little instruction.

I hear there's a lot of open-carry dildos down in Austin recently...

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This might be the singular instance of when you should feel shame about masturbation.

It says a lot when someone can say “the guy who literally stole from a delivery driver is actually a better human being than most of the shitty restaurant customers on BCO” and they’re probably right.

And I think he knew it was stupid and ridiculous too. He had more self awareness than the typical BCO hellspawn by a mile.