When I took the FL CCW course, we were told that “you cannot carry anyplace that charges admission. That covers places like Disney World.” Later, he said “But if you go to the Royal Palm 20 or DeSoto Mall, you should always carry.” When I said I was confused, that wasn’t a movie theater a place that “charges…

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Did we accidentally get a Jezebel article on Jalopnik?

No because they never take our advice and always buy boring stuff instead you’ll just be disappointed

I’m all for women in the workplace but hiring simply out of gender/ethnicity seems wrong. It should be skill based, not things like this.

The one with the gray Ram/white Hyundai was intentional. Hyundai was running from the cops, Ram stopped him

Republicans aren’t racist. Abe Lincoln was a Republican. They were the opposition to the southern slave owning democrats. 

Yes the irony is crippling isn’t it. I know I never feel more mentally stable than when strangers invade my space and some of them point guns at me. Must have helped with the paranoia.

^ Yes.  This.

Word on the street is that he took forty cakes. That’s right, he took 40 cakes. That’s as many as four tens, and that’s terrible.

Also we don’t see lorries dropping like flies needing transmission rebuilds while frying the brakes in one is just a too high of a gear selection away on any steep descent.The wear on transmission components is minimal compared to the wear saved on Brake components (plus the heavier implications of having your…

That’s part of what makes riding bikes so different. Most, not all, have multi-plate wet clutches, and there’s literally no such thing as “parking lot speed” without nearly slipping the clutch constantly. You will use a clutch on a bike in ways that will fry a car’s clutch in minutes.

Yes, get the 1 up rack, but then also get a huge hardened steel chain and lock it to the hitch with a mini-ulock or something as sturdy. It’s easy as hell for some dude to walk up to your car with a $5 pair of wire cutters and take your $3500 bike that’s secured with a cable lock in under a minute while you’re in the…

It’s hard to overstate how good that rack is.

I love my 1Up rack. I’m a little sad because I almost never use it now that I have a pickup and can fit my bike under the tonneau cover (which is also nice for a number of reasons), but it’s still the easiest way to transport bikes.

hmm. no headquake. This list is false.

Every time I think about Saab, I get a little choked up and misty-eyed. Beautiful gentle sons and daughters of Trollhättan, you were too good for this world.

I hate it when I go to click Jalopnik and accidentally hit Jezebel.

That high horse you’re sitting on makes your ass look fat.