Trucks are no match for massive teeth.

It was actually a very easy car to drive. Effortless power steering and brakes. Tons of smooth, low-end torque from the 460. Once you got used to the size, it was no more difficult to tool around in than a Corolla.

‘78 Lincoln Continental Mark V. Didn’t so much drive it as navigate it.

I was failed on my first driver’s license road test because my car literally would not fit in the allotted space. I told the instructor my 20 foot long car would not fit in the 22 foot space. He just said, “Ok, you fail then.” The only way my car would have fit would have been with an e-brake swing, not exactly DOT…

With some customers (specifically the first story shared here), you make money by telling them to go elsewhere, you don’t need their business.

He married someone from 1885 who was SUPPOSED TO DIE, so his effectively removing her from her time continuity has little to no overall effect on future events.

It would have made for a nice control group, though, to have at least one person who is used to driving trucks.

The SL600 is more expensive, heavier, slower in both acceleration and top speed, slower around a skidpad, and has an automatic gearbox. How is that in ANY way a better sports car than a C5 Z06?

‘97 for the F-250(HD) and F-350.

Yep, they are in fact in the business of wrongfully accusing people. They don’t care who gets convicted, as long as there’s a conviction.

Carrying a gun can be a good idea, but don’t just go out and buy one to wear as a talisman. A gun is just as useless to the untrained and uneducated as a Dodge Viper is useless to a soccer mom who can’t drive stick.

With the rubber bands they call tires that are mounted on the huge wheels of premium SUVs these days, of course these people are going to slow down for potholes.

I had never even heard of the Toyota Mega Cruiser before. Now I aspire to import one in five years’ time.

Where are you moving to?

This is a trick question. The real answer is ‘none,’ because everyone in high school was a douchebag to you and there’s no reason to spend a perfectly good evening on those wastes of oxygen when you could be doing something (anything) more relaxing or productive, such as getting a root canal.

This wins all day, every day.

Seems like a logical choice of group activity for a woman who wants to get pregnant by any means necessary, at least.

What did they get off quickly? The wheel nut is the only thing I was referring to removing.

Not vise grips, but better:

This is why you need a 3/4" breaker bar and a 6 foot cheater pipe juuuust in case. Would make for a great photo op to see two or three pit crew guys jumping on it!