Jack Whitewashing.

I really don't think this would look anywhere near as bad without the crowbarred wisecracks telling me what I'm supposed to think between every paragraph. I'm struggling to find anything wrong with this, and I'm not even a Jack White fan.

Yeah, he may mock trailer-bound white trash fatties, and I may be descended from a long line of white trash, but my ancestry is pretty clear in terms of not owning people.*

Something along the lines of him moaning about always being cast in "posh" roles and how he'd love to play a trailer-bound fatty in a Judd Apatow movie because in the U.S. he could play either white trash or a Harvard-educated guy.

Good boyfriend choice! And yeah, not shedding any tears over Cumberface. He comes from a family that made their fortune from slave-labor plantations. And then he goes and says weird stuff about "colored" people and poor people and, well, NO. He's gross. Hard pass on this guy.

No Time was the jam in the late 90s.

UGHHHH

That is the TRUTH...I could watch her videos all day/night. Chills...

Missy and Timba were on some truly next level shit (Or the game hasn't progressed that much) given all these songs are still absolute killers over a decade later.

I haven't seen these videos in forever, and I'm really struck with how fucking awesome and progressive Missy Elliot is/was. I mean, "Work It" is a pretty sexy song, and it's sung by a woman who is not only outside the cultural beauty standard, but equal parts masculine and feminine. I can't name another artist who…

Sounds like you have umlaut to say on the matter

The only thing stupider than this game is the New Yorker insisting on using ë to signal a new syllable after another e, or whatever. Jesus Christ, I think people can read the word "reenter" without a phonics guide.

As you'll see in this video, I had an amazing childhood. But I also know when to move on. Growth is good, my friend.

I'm tempted to dismiss this comment but am leaving it so everyone knows how ridiculous you are.

Oh I have. WHEN I WAS A CHILD.

cereal is way, way better when the milk is almond milk

Kara's pretty much killing it on all fronts., yes.

I wish there was a way that I could prominently display this GIF every time my step-mother-in-law tells me how gluten and caffeine are bad and eastern medicine is good.

I love milk. I've never had cramps, bloating or the shits from it. Have drunk skim or one percent from childhood. And I don't drink coffee, tea or alcohol so FUCK THE HATERS.

So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.