I don't think Kobe would be interested in this—the last time he went "in the back with no cameras, no nothing" he ended up in court.

I'm surprised she knows what a pass is considering she's been married to Kobe Bryant for all these years.

She's myopic - she only sees the people who are most similar to her. Unfortunately for the rest of us - those people happen to be television producers, AAAAAACCCCCKKKK!!!!

Because she's a smug insipid insufferable know-it-all who doesn't actually know anything, thanks upper class white privilege?

I hate LD so much and I don't know why. Someone help me out here. It's starting to freak me out.

RICH women NEED them!

[no one needs a doula]

Madonna always seemed to be in control in her heyday, which made her game extremely hot and I guess sophisticated in a way. Cyrus just seems like a weird thirsty kid. Not so much this video, but her social media presence. Just one fool's opinion.

The biggest silver lining to all of this is Arby's reaction:

I was thinking onstage, myself.

Miley is like the Marilyn Manson of this decade. A little music, a bit of fashion and a lot of weird. At least he could try to explain himself.

Do you somehow get a revenue stream for product placement? Seems genius. "I'm gonna keep using this Charmin and pretend this isn't happening". Works for a lot of different things. How do I get in on this?

I'd love for bill burr to yell the news at me every night. "Those ISIS cunts, GFY!"

I'm just going to keep drinking this MacCallan and forget that this is happening.

Uh... Wow, how long do you want this explanation to be?

He's making my ovaries hurt! I'm having that late night baby craving Cameron Esposito talked about in the clip posted last night!

Nice Marvin the Martian sighting!

I think if I were to do a personal audit of time spent on my own phone, I would come close. Don't even curr.

I'm a chick and I always do the fade out because I hate drama and closure is overrated.