rambo w a woman? would watch.

No, you all need to get the hell out of the way. MOVE OVER, MOP COMING THROUGH.

OK, I'm sold. I just signed my friend up for it without telling her and am going to sit back and see what happens. Curious to see how Fred Kelly responds to a baffled married woman.

Behold: my cat wearing a plastic margarita glass on his head this past summer.

I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I'm beginning to think Suge Knight might not be a good person.

I'll drink to that!

Mayweather: "I think we waited too long to do this."
Pacquiao: "You're probably right."
(Awkward pause)
Mayweather: "Sooo...do you hit women too?"

Where's the app that gives the cat bedroom eyes and contours it's unsightly Mom arms?

When Jay Leno has a valid point to make, you know things have gone awry.

AREN'T WE FLY?

I think this might be the first time I've seen all of you in photos larger than your tiny avatars.

TEETH ABLEISM! TEETH ABLEISM!

I love that you are currently stuck in the greys over here. BEAUTY BLOG IS FOR LADIES MARK.

I just need everyone to know my teeth generally look like this but the lighting in Vegas is super low. MY TEETH DON'T NEED BLEACHING, JANEMARIE! YOU ARE DISRESPECTFUL AND SHOULD BE FIRED.

Chewing on a glo stick?

Leader of the Resistance:

On behalf of all cats may I offer you a non-apology...I'm sorry you feel that way.