I don't think you have to believe in Jehovah to return the money—like, it's not a prerequisite or anything—but these particular people used their faith to do the right thing, which is what faith is supposed to do for you, so, yay!

Hold fast, the statute of limitations will expire soon enough.

This explains everything.

Dear Larry Wilmore,


I love you.

Sincerely, Me.


WEAK TEA FOR EBBERYBODEE...

Lena fucking Dunham. Good God. Walking, talking definition of a very stupid person who has convinced herself she's offering some amazing contribution to society.

There are so many reasons to completely despise her ass and I can get behind all of them. Fuck Dunham, forever and ever. Amen.

For example, you could compare everyone's "obsession" with the Cosby allegations to Lena Dunham's obsession with herself.

+20, dying right now. I've shown your comment to my father as an example of the genius comedy that Deadspin comment section can produce (based on the content of the article, inside jokes, etc) and he got it immediately. He's laughing his ass off as well I think I've just turned him into a Deadspin reader.

When Bill Bellichick heard the news of this report earlier tonight, he promptly fired the team's equipment manager for failing to do his fucking job right by not under-inflating that 12th goddamned football.

It's like some weird combination of "Mean Girls" and tense, bloody international politics.

If only Bannister had something to help her excuse hold itself up.

And conservative bigots naturally assume that hispanics aren't assimilating because they "tout" their heritage. There are plenty of Latinos in the armed forces (since WWII), in Law Enforcement, Politics, etc...We'll be the majority in CA soon, if we're not already. I'd say we're pretty damn assimilated asshole. You…

I am 100% against the death penalty in any and all cases. That said, the idea that beheading is "barbaric" is just western racism.

I think sometimes abusive parents have a tendency to believe the lies they've told themselves about how wonderful their children's childhoods were. Particularly if their children turned out to be decent adults.

"Southwest Ohio, the place I've heard of in my dreams. I hope to meet my friend there and say hi. I hope."

thumbs up!

One of my favorite things Michael Jackson ever did was his Scarecrow in the movie. Tough act to follow.

She would be great. Jennifer Hudson might make her way into this

Oh. Now I get it.