ANYBODY WHO SAYS A HIPPO WON'T STRAIGHT MURDER YOUR ASS IS A GOD DAMNED LIAR.

The fact they approached 4 hippos with any marbles to feed them shows the true ignorance of the boaters.

They seem cute and docile but they also kill 3000 people per year. Not to be fucked with and this particular Hippo definitely wasn't just trying to say hello.

I love that Andy Reid leads by example when it comes to off-season conditioning.

There are no Oscar "snubs." Not now, probably not ever. Some performers, achievements, and films simply don't get the necessary nominations to make the final ballot. It's neither a conspiracy nor a tragedy.

White people who get indignant about this kind of shit on Twitter usually don't actually care about the larger issues, they just want to be recognized for appearing to care.

That obviously a man who loves his BBW-3.

The second I saw it I was "I shall spread your image, Master."

Maybe, that's why the allegedly is in there. However, having been in group projects before I have received some incredibly off-putting and weird messages that weren't sexual in nature but were way too much information and made me uncomfortable in my participation in the group.

52. Are you dumb? I mean really, really dumb, like an OJ juror? If so, welcome to the jury panel!

The thing I find fascinating about Jury selection for high profile cases is that the ideal juror either:
A: Knows little to nothing about the case as they do not read the news or
B: Is aware, but somehow has no preconceived biases (or claims to not), believing so strongly in "Innocent until proven guilty" that they…

Treadmill: COME ON DOWN!!

I'm a little late with this but how dare you knock T. Guidice for being "skeeved" about moving into a "used" house. I live in a fifth floor walk up in the Bronx NY and I insisted they demolish the building for me and put up a new one before I would consider moving in to my 1 bedroom apt. I mean really, how would you…

I have a very expensive chair that my interior designer somehow talked me into buying (I know, I know) that my cats claw the shit out of. And one of them puked on it last night. Whatever.

Team Cat Headquarters here,

Look, if you want an animal that can't claw you or your belongings, don't get a fucking cat. Even the best behaved cats may claw on furniture occasionally and cats very rarely claw a person without reason.

I'm a little upset this post was up for so long without one reference to this.

If you look at slowed-down footage from The View, you can clearly see a second talk show on the Grassy Knoll.