Why is no one ever publicly accused of having a stinky penis?

The audience be like

IANAL, but to be slander or defamation, doesn't it have to be false? How are they going to go about proving that?

Ah, tweens. Never stop being little raging psychopaths. I promise you the hormones will even out eventually.

famis

He's so snazzy! He wore pink pinstripes to his wedding!

Trying to be a more open person so I'm starting by telling you all about my secret crush on Mark Ronson.

CALLING KENYA A BRAVO STREGA MADE ME ACTUALLY SPIT-TAKE WITH MY COFFEE THANKS MADELEINE

If they had a baby

When Chainz appeared on Grace's show Tuesday night, it was not to fall in love—at first.

Looking at the CNN video, What's with his "spare the details" comments. You're having a press conference, NOW IS THE TIME FOR DETAILS. Ah but the Devil is in the details and he hasn't figured them out yet.

I AM A CHEESECAKE EXPERT. I have been certified by the Board of Cheesecake Authority in 49 states and I am also licensed by the International Cheesecake Association which is based in France. During my esteemed career, I have overseen at least three-dozen cheesecake-related disputes (including the infamous "That Time…

CHEESECAKE IS A GODDAMN PIE. IT IS PIE. DON'T BELIEVE THEIR LIES. #TEAMPIE #BENGHAZI #CHEESECAKEISPIE

As a two time Ironman finisher and decent open water swimmer, resident of Miami and a sailor, I don't necessarily call bullshit but I call major embellishment. Ever tried swimming in from 2 miles off shore in Miami during the middle of the day? You think it's easy because you can see land - it's way harder than you…

Domestic violence charges dropped? Maybe we should be calling it football.

And it's pretty obvious you didn't even bother to Google me. Grew up in South Florida (Broward and Palm Beach counties). Worked at the Miami Herald for seven and a half years. Been on enough boats to know to wear a life jacket in case stuff like this happens. Spent plenty of nights on the phone with the U.S. Coast…

an annoyances in sea stories:

This isn't impressive. A REAL dolphin could swim that distance in a fraction of the time.

Tis a whale of a tale indeed