Finally, the big-dicked escapee’s dick pic we’ve all been waiting for!

I feel like following up with a dozon Morbo quotes.

In response to these charges, Bollant describes his team as “simply undergoing Reconstruction.”

I am engaging in normal hu-man interactions with you, Colin. Is this not expected of hu-mans? Shall I express additional pleasantries?

Google Translation: “Jenny, please come back to me!”

I mean, he’s not wrong.

A doofus dumb enough to think that transferring millions of dollars willy nilly from bank account to bank account wouldn’t draw the attention of authorities

Even so: Don’t watch CNN.

It’s a shame Sapp keeps finding himself in such sticky situations.

Wow, Matt Leinart AND Huntington Beach are involved? It's like a douchebag sandwich. I wonder if they have Avenged Sevenfold play at halftime.

Yes the episode is genius. I notice at least 1 new joke every time I see it.

+1 garbage bag full of popcorn

Sir, if you’d just quiet down, I’d be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn

This makes sense as the majority of the most recent articles read as if they just mashed the keyboard instead of type.

+1 Special Dialing Wand.

Umm...

Old Navy should know that the bloggers at Deadspin don’t want to look like weirdos - they’ll just go with the muumuus.

Yep, being an Adequate Man is knowing how to gracefully pay for sex... this is fucking terrible

I hope the Rog shows some consistency and completely fucks this up.

Excellent use of deadspinism