Crap. Well played.

April Fool's.

"I trusted you."

When I was a horrible child, hardly a year went by where I didn't use scotch tape on the kitchen sink spray gun and then leave a ton of dirty dishes in it. My mom always cursed at me, but the year I got my grandmother she thought it was brilliant. Grandmothers are too kind.

Has anyone out there actually had pizza at their wedding? Because I can't decide if that's the best idea I've ever heard or the worst.

Clearly the Jets wanted to see how well he fit in with the organization.

Hawkeye wouldn't work at field level, as the ball is almost always obstructed by a part of any one player at a time. The rf chip could work, so long as the chip wasn't damaged while the ball was in play. A sensor in each pylon and at the base of the goal-posts would allow for position to be triangulated, but a…

He probably just didn't want to play for Harbaugh.

Holy shit, I just agreed with Peter King on something. Not as much as I agreed with Bart Hubbuch, though.

Like a trio of schoolchildren

These guys. I hope they win. Now that Georgia State is out, no one is having more fun.

I really hoped you have something about the Six Nations today because it was one of the craziest things in sports history!

How Cavalier!!

53MPGARB ?

If anyone knows about getting 9 points on one drive, it's Jim Irsay.

I, for one, see nothing wrong with the Patriot Act that would increase video surveillance of everything.

God save us.

Galifianakis: Do the curtains match the drapes?

Self important and stupid is a bad combination. Unless, of course, your real job description is to soak up all the incoming flak your business draws so the owners can go on being slimy in the background.