If anyone knows about getting 9 points on one drive, it's Jim Irsay.

I, for one, see nothing wrong with the Patriot Act that would increase video surveillance of everything.

God save us.

Galifianakis: Do the curtains match the drapes?

Self important and stupid is a bad combination. Unless, of course, your real job description is to soak up all the incoming flak your business draws so the owners can go on being slimy in the background.

I can't decide if Schefter or Florio is a bigger NFL pawn. Peter King is a more oblivious version of Jerry/Gary/Larry/Terry Gergich, so he gets a pass in my book, but those other two seem so intent on staying in the spotlight that they regurgitate whatever is put before them.

The one big problem I have with the tournament, and more specifically the play-in games, is that they still punish the teams that win their conference tournaments by making them play their way into the actual field.

Leave it to Dickie V to watch Kiss the Girls and side with Casanova.

Well that looks just terrifying.

Since I don't really have a team that I strongly root for, I always root for chaos.

I prefer Beamish.

As a Browns fan, Fuck Jordan Cameron, Fuck the media because none of them actually knew shit and, oh yeah, Fuck the Browns for sitting on $40 million in cap room while Ray Farmer sits in his office with his dork in his hand. This franchise makes me sick. End of rant. Happy Friday!

Isn't it possible that he merely forgot that he had committed to signing with Browns?

That's a hell of a sentence.

hey Martha , what do you think? Is the dress gold and whiiiiiiiiiii

Bruno Mars better watch the fuck out. Because this guy is pissed off.

Watch out for llamas...

I think Imus was just making a crappy semi-edgy joke. It is/was radio.

Irony now...irony tomorrow...irony forever!

Sounds like someone is going to get a five minute major high sticking tonight...