Most dudes go home and beat off after pretty much any encounter with a female. I've been flying half-mast all day since the drive-thru lady asked if I wanted a receipt.
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In case you're wondering what's at stake here...
That's great. Quick question: what's a TSN?
Is this the same professional sports journalism that gets mad because they feel Marshawn Lynch doesn't show them the proper amount of respect?
Asking for a friend.
Favre: Where'd you shave?
Nothing beats cancer in children.
Although tangential to your joke: It's Harvard. They're all fucking named Tyler.
That interview is ridiculous, but the PGA didn't do itself any favors when it denied the Dustin Johnson suspension, even though everyone knew it was true.
All Deadspin did was report the story. They didn't add commentary or anything. You clicked looking for outrage to react to, there was none to be had, and you're still tripping out. You are the people you supposedly loathe.
People who do nothing with their lives. Except get outraged on Twitter. Seriously.
Free agent Dustin Penner, who has probably reached the end of his shelf life as an NHL player, isn't having much…
They should have just declared whoever scored the fewest points wins. Then they have to try to score on their own baskets, turning it into a competitive game again.
Good thing there's no football team in Oklahoma since they just banned AP.
Ah, no worries. I was just tising.
Griffin hopes this will silence the doubters who said he would never have more than one goodyear.
"After reviewing Kaepernick's Twitter account for 60 hours this morning, I can tell you that this guy is the real deal." - Ron Jaworski
Ballghazi is ESPN's missing Malaysian airliner...
My wife puts ketchup on chicken all the time and I think I want a divorce.
Looks like she pulled the goalie on that guy.
I was at that game. 3 girls flashed us for cans of warm Coors Light.
Boobs also turn blue when they're cold.