what is this? Low hanging fruit day?

I just wish TMZ would leaf him alone. A guy ottowa be able to go to the pool with his girlfriend without being bothered. Man it oba sucks to be him!

yeah, that’s good.

1967-1987 lived 227 E WALTON. Guido the killer pimp got into the 928 on walton

that beach gets, what, 2 hours of sun a day? Or is that irrelevant because the tower people banned ousiders. Full disclosure: I grew up in Streeterville

good lord. This is the sledgehammer gold medalist of ANY/ALL work from home commentary. I not being cute when I say this might be the most gag-chocked-full episode ever. Where’s my Tab? How bout a Fridge too Far? A man of your Carriage? Don’t diminish me! It’s fuckin brilliannt

or not Schrödinger's cat? (high pitched Stewie voice)

I will stop reading the comments for this story. We have a winner

Excellent use of deadspinism

dammit

tired of internet witch hunts. Two yrs ago, a guy defended himself in what is basically a mêlée. Who fuckin cares?

so, big racing fan, here. This is a monstrously prestigious meet. Only 6 races per day, royals in attendance, dress code, big dollars. Winning is a lifetime achievement, and UNDRAFTED has not run in a race this big in all his US starts. And I am unable to come up with a Molly joke

Tavern I was in was serving the “bandwagon”. There’s only booze in every other drink, so fucknutz don't flip cars.

I read way it that.

her name was Shirley?

looks, leftrightleft, they ain’t bathing!

little sumpin’ currently no. 1 on rotation, green flash close second. Both in fridge. Right. Now

I just asked a turf writer on twitter what the '70s crowds were holding, an they said Harvey Wallbangers.

not really. Pace is a complex idea to casual fans, but it matters greatly to the way a race finishes

shit. I wrote mine before reading yours. Ha