lots of Spaniards disguised as limestone benches

organic. Would tweet again

this is so good. 5) is the best

I will go with this explanation. So many don't know this

well crafted, moonraker. +goodhead

this is good

THIS

possibly, MONARCHOS. But, meh. And I was there in 2001 and had him

I did the math, too. Hmmmmm. I read all Deadspin stuff, and the responses in here, well, yikes. Materiality will be nowhere. But that's why they run'em

IMAGINE THE CAT AS SMALLER, AND ALL BLACK. now imagine as she got fat, the black stretched apart and was replaced by white.

look, I love bears, I love Deadspin, and bear Fridays give me great joy. BUT I just can't come to terms with cavorting with wild animals. Period. That bear could wipe out that crew in one minute. What defense would those pallid skeletons offer?

excellent! One of these guys is dead, tho...

there's your winner, right there.

excellent deadspinism +1 (the number)

well that's just great!

that's the avatar for @saddesttiger on twitter.

(Michael Buffer voice) ...undisputed, undefeated champioooon of the wooooorld. grA-VITEEEEEEE !

my gum came out my nose. +1

yeah, I used a rubber band to do that at work this morning 🕗. Still a good one.

that is well thought out. Bravo