I have a ‘17 Civic hatchback and a ‘17 NSX. They both use the same oil plug washers and coolant, so it makes maintenance a bit easier.

My excuse is that the supercharger I’m installing will allow me to commute faster when I do return to the office. Thus they will get more of my time from the same hours. 

I think the OKAAAAYYYYY was Trump’s version of:

If book report was written by a white supremacist (Stephen Miller).

No no it’s because of lightbulbs. 

Once again, concerned Americans from the left and right were treated to a 4th grader giving a book report that everyone around him read but he didn’t bother reading in front of the class.

It’s my fault you’re an ass?

I think they should fine The Discovery Channel one billion dollars for making terrible television and being such a failure to humanity.

or become the president. 

An important lesson for us all: if you want to do the crimes without punishment, keep doing the crimes until the cops give up.

It’s because public transportation is a joke.

When public transportation takes 2-3 times as long outside of metro areas, it's a no brainer to drive. 

I mean, cool. Gas has gone down $0.04 in the last month here... Looks like refineries are making out on this though... Cheap feed material and same price out the door.

“Of course there’s the matter of overtaking, which is a bit of a hassle as you can’t read gaps in oncoming traffic as well as if you were sitting on the left seat.”

“It’s gonna be very interesting to see what happens because of this coronavirus,” Gosar said in a video posted to YouTube. “It’s really hampering trade from China, so this is an opportunity for America to shine. Our manufacturing, our services, all those things we can build on.” 

This is some airlines’ idea of totally modern:

alcohol based hand sanitizer doesn’t create resistance in bacteria

I absolutely can and absolutely will complain about 18 mpg. That is truly unacceptable.

Going to the other end of it, if you could somehow turn the last gear (you can’t, not enough force in the universe even if the machine didn’t explode first) so it was making one turn an hour, the tenth to last gear would be exceeding the speed of light before you even considered the other 90 gears!