Also watch out for a dead hooker in the trunk because they will always try to act like they had no idea it was there, or even worse - try to claim it’s your dead hooker. It’s all just a scam to get you to pay extra for dead hooker disposal when all they do is go put it in a different trunk.

Since when has NASCAR been grass roots racing?

I agree with the joke, even though you guessed right that it isn’t technically a parabola for various mathematical reasons. For one they made several corrections to the orbit so it isn’t “mirror-symmetrical.” However it wasn’t elliptical either or any other kind of regular curve. The course of Apollo 13 was a bit of a…

I guess the BMW collision avoidance AI learned from real drivers...

Assuming that 100% of the cars should have yielded to the pedestrians, 28% actually having done so is pathetic. No wonder the pedestrian death rate is up dramatically in recent years. (Up 35% from 2008 to 2017). 

Send in our #1 guy on the matter: Pence.

winter tires

I tried pulling the electronic parking brake button in my BMW. It just told me I was an idiot, and drove me into a tree.

Ummmm, manual pressure feed of the oil system prior to starting? Not only would this have gotten oil to the critical areas, but it also would have helped wash away any grit on the bearing surfaces (especially the big ends and follower faces)

This is a pretty cool business model for vacationers.

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

People here are angry but at least the guy spends his money on cars. “Our” guy spent his inherited money on gold toilets and hush money payments.

...died on Saturday in a tragic accident.

I imagine that issue to be easier to avoid though: Get a small carport or a cover and you're good. Getting salt solutions sprayed all over your car during a six month winter creates a way more difficult car care issue. Or am I wrong?

I want to see the proof that he's refusing his salary. There's no way that cheap, broke ass cheat is passing up $400,000 a year. 

This troll cannot seriously be stupid enough to believe this.

A birth certificate and 10 minutes at the Post Office gets you a passport. And then you have a passport. To get a RealID, you need seventeen forms of documentation and hours at the DMV. And then you have a slightly more useful drivers license. Kind of a no brainer to me.

Have you seen how people drive now? It’s entirely possible she’s just a really bad, inattentive driver with way more horsepower than she should have.

“Incredibly, the driver, an unidentified woman, walked out of the car unharmed after the crash. She was taken into police custody for suspicion of DUI, where the investigation is ongoing.