Congratulations to Vice President Pence on outdumbing Dan Quayle.

“Told ya he’d do it!” - guy who put that sign there, to his colleague

You’re trying to find logic in the actions of morons. You’re right, this was a total waste of Porsches. And I hope they catch the losers that did it.

Dadgummit, if you’re going to protest The Man, don’t destroy a blameless Porsche. Go make The Man uncomfortable instead. Be loud! Yell! Have signs! Make comments about tiny hands—I hear that really gets one of The Men all bothered and stuff!

Once my neighbors start paying my mortgage and my taxes, they can have say on what happens on my property.

Do I like everything my neighbors do? No.
Is it any of my goddamed business? FUCK NO.

Are any of us breaking any laws or ordinances? Also no.


Also, you’re clearly on the wrong wesite.

one rational for living on a larger propetry is to practice your wierd hobbies without bothering anyone.

I bet your neighbors just fucking love you.

So buy the property surrounding your home if you want to dictate what goes on there. Otherwise, mind your own business.

Then move. He has as much right to have his “amateur auto repair shop” there as you have the right to dislike it. The courts have made this abundantly clear. And if I’m honest, I would love to live next door to someone with a shop like that, and even better would be having one of my own. Better still would be not…

You’re kidding, right? This has got to be a troll.

I’m not going to lie, Jalopnik membership not withstanding, I would rather an amateur auto shop than nosy religious zealot assholes any day. It really doesn’t matter what you are into, those are the kinds of people that make neighborhoods awful and negatively impact property values long-term.

Community typically grows…

Then don’t move to a rural area. Stay in your shitty urban apartment instead, thank you very much. I have a neighbor kinda like Williams. He’s retired, in his 80's, and is the one NICE local resident in the neighborhood. I even let him park cars along my property because he IS a nice guy, and knows more about cars…

Then live in a neighborhood with zoning or HOA regulations that ban amateur auto shops. It’s not difficult to figure that out.

I do have an amateur garage next to my house. The guy who rents it has two Gen 2 RX-7 drift cars that he works on. Nobody minds as long as he’s not revving the heavily modified, unmuffled monsters all night long. Really, nobody cares.

Please sit in your car with the engine running, in your garage with the garage doors closed, and think for as long as your tiny shitbrain is capable of doing so, about the very stupid thing you’ve posted.

....You realize you posted this comment on a website dedicated to reporting the news to the exact type of people who would open such a garage, right?

Any ideas who sells this dong fence? Asking for a friend.

There’s a certain type of couple that gets gripped with “suburban mania” where they lose their minds over some petty dispute and with it all sense of perspective. It’s a curious phenomenon that I’ve seen in many news stories.

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

I generally don’t wish personal injury on people, but wow, fuck those neighbors with a rusty cactus.