there’s never enough boob

Let me preface with this: no offense.

Nonetheless I find it mystifying that a game with ostensibly like four buttons, 99% of the moves being on one button, is too much for people to deal with.

I can see it in a fighting game with strings of combos and complex movements and timings. It’s very easy to fall into the…

Lol git gud luzr

Coming in 2024:

Hey just a heads up, what this comment section DOESN’T need - your commentary about how you have no problem with Kelly Marie Tran/Moses Ingram/John Boyega/etc. you just don’t like the characters they play or how they were written.

Unrelated news, but it’s interesting to hear that a mysterious new superhero is defeating villains in his area with a single punch.

“As a nice sending off for the 3DS, we’ll be offering one silver DS coin for every $10 spent, each worth 1 cent* toward future purchases.

They said heads I win, tails you lose.  Either way they lose.

... you ever get the feeling that “below expectations” involves the same kind of magical math that makes the most successful films of all time never be profitable, except for the fact that all the suits get all the money from them?

As a pixel artist, the last 10 years of watching Square botch the graphics for their classics has been agony. First there were the pillow shaded terrors in the steam version, and now they’re pushing this desaturated look. I don’t get it, because like you said, the original upscales just fine on our HD TV.

It’s still wild that these games aren’t on console. It’s also wild that they haven’t been available on basically every platform for years. It’s extra wild that they haven’t fixed the font (because it seems like the lowest of low-hanging fruit).

It’s called a captive audience!

*Male Tomb Raider: Female Indiana Jones: The Video Game: The Movie: The Videogame: The Movie

I think the PlayStation one would actually be easier to do than the PCE CD. It all comes down to tools and experience. There is a lot more experience out there with PS than there is with PCE - and a bit more motivation too, because there’s a larger library and more games people are familiar with, so more people with…

we take the encouragement as well as the concerns to heart,”

Heh, if you know anything at all about Japanese culture, you would never utter the words “get with the times” in relation to any company there. Japanese companies in general do things their own way, and don’t give a crap about what anyone else thinks about it.

What do you expect from a corporate culture that’s so…

Friendly reminder that Metroid Dread is better than at least half the games on this list.