Well cool, thanks for squashing the image Kinja.

Agreed.

For your own sake Nathan, you really need a new beat.

also, I’m not whining. I’m kvetching. 

You’re right, the rant does fall apart if you change one of the words in the quote to another word.

If someone can’t manage the risk of investing in a volatile stock like AMC, then they should not do that. The CEO released a statement to that effect. But if the current market value of your stock is hyper-inflated then the best thing to do, especially if your company is struggling, is capitalize on that. GameStop…

No one believes the current price of the stock has anything to do with fundamentals or fair value.

I do buy stocks of companies that produce products and services that I do like and use. Because I do have experience with their products and can judge how good they are which does give me SOME view into what the company is worth. I think it is not a bad method of investing, but I also do more research about financial…

AMC, for its part, seems unperturbed by the lack of institutional support; in fact, its entire strategy as of late seems predicated upon attracting the support of the same Average Joe investors that sent share prices skyrocketing from $4.95 to $20.36 overnight in January 2021.

Hey adults - knock this shit off, kids wants these cards too. My daughter got a pack of them the other day and was thrilled. Yesterday she cried when it advertised Pokemon cards and she got some outdated Snoopy bullshit. Quit ruining this for the kids!

I don’t begrudge you your realism in the slightest, but in these dark days I like to cradle a little idealism even if it might make me a rube.

Is Jez really doing a story about “how will the short little black lady swim”??? About the most amazing U.S. amateur female athlete? Yikes.

Epic is clearly in the wrong.

No offense to Nathan, he has an interest in the whole streamer cult-of-personality and I’m sure a number of readers do, too. That said, if this is what Kotaku s becoming, I think I’m gonna go ahead and bounce.

Wish I had taken your advice before I clicked this article...

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Anytime someone says “I love Cards Against Humanity” I involuntary squint my eyes and start looking for meaning like a terminator robot.

South Park and Rick And Morty fans also give me that same reaction. Either they’re in it for the satire or they’re in it for the “offensive humor.” No offense to anyone who likes the…

The edgy card game had a racist at the helm? Shocking.

I’ll keep saying it: Regardless of their demeanor or the ethical values of the company they work at, the privileged fear one thing - and that is accountability for their actions.

I believe you just answered your own question.