Easy.  An instrument cluster that is backlit even when headlights are not on.  Because of that, I often see people driving down the freeway with no headlights or taillights on because they have no clue they are off.

aaa has been good to me. got to me 40 miles from civilization on a logging road in 3 hours.

The first thing the ask you is if you are in a safe spot. If not, they have a priority dispatch. 

I’ve engaged AAA twice over the last couple decades. The first time was maybe 15 years ago to solve the fact that I was kid not smart enough to take his keys out of his car before locking it. While on a job. With his boss. I think we waited 35min for them to show up.

You win. No one should be able to top landmines.

Column shifter for life

Most likely a suicide, it being a Bronco II and all.

Big oil doesn’t need you to be an apologist for it. They have an immense history of knowing about climate change then denying it and actively working to oppose it. Don’t simp for a billion dollar industry that doesn’t care about you.

The removable battery pack is a winning idea. Now make a removable tote that will snap into the tank hole so you can carry some groceries or other stuff.

Having been found guilty of committing acts meant to create panic and disorder, I hereby sentence you to a Presidential Medal of Freedom...

- Donald J. Trump (probably)

Correction: the seller with 7 additional burner accounts voted NP.

Sometimes it feels like you put stuff up here for us to just no dice it into oblivion

Where were you when I was 12?!

“You are without question the worst husband in the history of human mating.”

David, you are one of my favorites on here, and I say this with much love in my heart, but you wouldn’t know trusty if it bit you in the ass. Perhaps you meant rusty?

yeah, the math here is too intricate for Jason, but it’s a vicious cycle. A trailer like this easily puts you over the weight limits in a lot of states— so suddenly you’re into Weigh Stations and commercial licensing.

Hey, this is America. We can be stupid in LOTS of different ways at the same time!

Call it the Sharknado, duh!

Stella Artois? 

I didn’t know I knew that.